We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas.
Dude, Jewish don't celebrate Christmas.
You're supposed to sing Hanukkah songs.
Dratle, Dratle, I made you out of play!
Dratle, Dratle, Dratle, I just do a job!
Don't you oppress me fat boy!
Don't call me fat, butt fucker!
Then don't belittle my people!
I do a job, don't me fat!
You fucker son of a bitch!
You What are you doing in South Park, Jesus?
I come seeking retribution.
He's coming to kill you because you're Jewish, Kyle.
Your birthday is on Christmas?
I must find a place called the mall.
the mall Jesus yeah it's over this way oh god damn it you stepped on my foot you
pigfucker dude don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus fuck you here we are Jesus that part mom who are you looking for him Ho,
You have blemished the meaning of Christmas for the last time, Kringle!
I bring happiness and love to children all over the world!
Christmas for celebrating my birth!
I'm here to put an end to your blasphemy!
Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.
Oh my gosh, they No, your son of a friend of a Boys, help me put an end to him once and for all.
No boys, help me so that I can put an end to him!
God is watching you boys, you know who to help.
Stan, remember the choo-choo when you were three?
I died for your sins, boys.
I don't know what to do, dude.
I say we help Santa Claus.
You're just saying that because he brings you...
I don't need to take that kind of shit from a dude!
Yeah, shut your fat fuck, Cartman!
Then when you walk down the street people go, God damn it!
Oh, yeah, what I'm trying to get out!
This is my fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking you!
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait Now we've got to think here.
What would Bryan Boy tonneau do?
Yeah, what would Bryan Boy do?
What incredible ironing is my botano!
Okay, Brian, who would you help in a fight?
Kids, you shouldn't think of things like that.
This is the one time a year in which we all try to get along.
No matter what we believe in, this is the season just to be good to each other.
You have to understand that Santa is keeping the spirit of your birthday alive by bringing happiness and joy.
Yeah, and Santa, you need to remember that if it weren't for Jesus, this day wouldn't even exist.
I've been a right bastard.
I'll buy an orange smoothie.
Brian Yeah, and you know, I think I learned something today.
It doesn't matter if you're Christian, or Jewish, or atheist, or Christmas still is about one very important thing.
Don't not ham you fat fuck fuck you!
Christmas is about something much more important.
Hey, man, if you're Jewish, you presents for eight days.
Yeah, I'll be a Jew, too.
Jada, jada, jada, I made you out of clay.
And jada, jada, jada, jada, jada, jada, I play.
