Go, I'll Don't give him the satisfaction.
So, Rebecca, it's time to be friends again.
Especially since Bec and I are going to be sitting with you every week in that element's box.
I'm not going every week.
and every week when they shove a camera in my face and ask me how I think you're
doing I will tell them it'll be relentless so Rupert y'all take your darts over here pretty soon All right,
this and what's the billiard game y'all do that sounds like a brand of cookies?
I'd love to curl up on a couch under a weighted blanket, watch you've got mail and devour a box of Snookers.
Okay, I'm more of a, you know, a cornhole man myself.
I mean, we could, you know, maybe Weijo?
Well, as my doctor told me when I got addicted to Fettuccine Alfredo, that's a little rich for my blood.
If you win, I'll let you pick the starting line up of the last two games of the season.
But if I win, you can't go anywhere near the owners box.
At not while we're back and still in charge.
I believe some folks call it White Night, but I don't know, I'm just following my gun here.
Okay, uh, double in double L.
Whatever you say, Rupert Dose.
Yeah, just let me know if I'm win or lose, all right?
Shut your stupid little twat, now that I will shut it for you.
Shall I be giving you the line-up card now, Ted?
I shall be putting your bisonneur back on defense where he belongs.
That's exactly what I said, didn't I?
No, it's not all Ted's fault.
My ex-wife's the one who brought the heavily to our shores.
I know she's always been a bit roundy, but I never thought she would fuck over an entire team.
Better manners when I'm holding the dart.
Two triple twinkies and I'll blow them so high.
You know, Rupert, guys have underestimate me my entire life.
And for years, I never understood why.
But then one day, I was driving my little boy at a school, and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman.
It painted on the wall there.
It be curious, not judgmental.
So I get back in my car, and I'm driving a work.
And all of a sudden, it hits me.
All them fellas that used to belittle me.
Not a single one of them were curious.
You know, they thought they had everything all figured out.
And so they judged everything, and they judged every one.
And I realized that they're underestimating me, who I was, had nothing to do with it.
Because if they were curious, they would ask questions.
You know questions like have you played a lot of darts Ted?
Which I have answered Yes,
sir Every Sunday afternoon at a sports bar with my father from age 10 to 16 when he passed away Mark, you saw us.
You are a very lovely consolation prize.
Becca, Ted, enjoy your evening.
Holy shit, that felt good.
Only one thing left to do now.
