life portrayed by minecraft - 雙語字幕

I'm finally at peace, no life, no responsibilities, nothing to- Go for fuck.
I mean if you're gonna buff me could you at least make me a king?
Jesus Christ it you can stop looking at me,
you It's about to say it's first what's you two make a really ugly couple Look I didn't say that all right,
so let's play a game attack tag tag oh Oh, good game.
I'm go smoke some siggies.
Oh, son, you said you needed milk, right?
Uh, yeah.
Oh, my little boy's turning into a man.
Oh, those must be your new classmates.
Oh.
Anybody want jerks?
Four five times six times.
Got any games on your phone?
Who got the gun?
Okay, baby, have fun at school.
Could everybody stand up and say free facts about themselves?
You fast.
Um, I guess I'm funny.
Well, why don't you say a joke?
Okay, guys, make sure to bully him.
Okay, maybe I work so when I can do me a...
Let me just open this up and...
What the fuck?!
Honey, I'm home!
Okay, I know this doesn't look like homework, but...
Happy 14th birthday!
How do you feel?
I mean, I feel...
Where did you be the same?
What the hell?!
If you're not gonna accept me for who I am, then I'm gonna just leave!
Who even are you?!
Screw you, mama, I'm here!
Guess how we're doing a new gas for the night?
Did get caught with crack too hard?
Let me guess who it's s*** took it high.
Okay, on second four, I think I'm gonna leave, guys.
Wait, you did answer my question!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
I'm so sorry!
Oh, so mum, does eating s*** get you high?
Any any what's ready, buddy?
Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to say a few things Most importantly I was the one who did it on the toilet seat.
I don't care You're you're stupid.
I Why it got to the next part of my life yet?
I spent 20 years studying English mathematics economics.
How does minimum wage at McDonald's sound?
Perfect, don't be there a five.
God, I hope this movie is some romantic scenes.
Maybe I can finally make my move.
Over my lady.
Aw, thank you.
Are you in a cinema with some basic asshole?
Wait, why does this guy that sounds and looks like me know?
Well, you should try out the sandbox game.
The hell is that?
Glad you asked.
This is a normal game now this bad boy is a sandbox game the sandbox game is a decentralized metaphor
School you can create games and sell NFTs don't see you doing that you piece of crap
now Just like I'm getting played to do this the sandbox game has a play to learn model
Meaning just from playing you acquire resources that sell for real world value.
Maybe quit Remind you of me, it's that Snoop Dogg, you bet it is, but this is also partnered with the Sandbox game.
Hey, kid, that's a nice Sandbox, but it's yours made out of free makeup.
Oh, and Sponge said it's making up tees, the marketplace is straight into your last act of the game itself.
Yeah, didn't think so, buddy.
It is me to show you the new Mickey on the Sandbox Avatar.
Isn't he attractive?
You can make your own?
I've I talked to very nice click the link in description right now to make an account today by doing this
You can know when the game launches and you can join my land
Typical I can't wait to buy something really nice with all the money I saved up Well,
I mean at least just got Windows season and preheat the oven to this will be easy.
I don't need don't This party sucks.
I mean we got no guns.
No midgets.
No.
Yeah, I know, right?
Wait, you like guns and midgets, too.
Obviously one-and-a-half kids.
Okay, so where's the baby?
Well, hopefully it's in nine mumps.
No, damn mumps!
Why do I look like a woman?
Do look like a punk?
No, no, that's just how long it takes.
Goddamn month.
No, we're not doing that.
You're ugly, you're fat, and you look like me for some reason.
What hell?
Oh, God damn it.
You may now kiss the bride.
Don't say don't say don't say it's your big day Don't ruin it man.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it kiss the bride more like kiss my Umm...
You're not gonna divorce me, are you?
Ahem!
What you do to damn kids?
Ugh!
Ooh girls are the same bro, I...
Heheheh!
Wait a minute...
I got it!
I'ma be a breaky pup!
Oh come here you little bugger!
Who's a big?
You're a big!
Wait, why do I like bees again?
Tell us a story!
Ok, give around kiddos!
This is a story about the midget and the stripper.
What?
They've got a load of some hell?
Well, I guess this isn't life.
I feel like I never truly appreciated life or what it was.
Man, if I can only have one more chance.
Well that was an experience.
I really hope I don't get another.
Oh come on, the fly!
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