Nick, I got to go to the Logus this week.
They Australian TV legends, but did miss out on the Real Hero series journalist like you and me.
Well, this weekend, I went to the UFC in Perth
and watched some of the best fighters in the world scrap it out in a cage.
But the Logus sound real cute.
CHEERING AND absolutely the best night of my life.
British scientists say licking an icy pole should be part of the primary school curriculum because it teaches children vital scientific concepts like heating,
cooling and how temperature works.
Reminds me of when I was in biology and we demanded to learn less from textbooks and more from
the magazines I found up in the bush.
of people felt it was unacceptable for men to be shirtless in public outside of
the pool or the beach unless there was a good reason.
Now in my defence it was very hot at Nan's funeral.
And who needs a good reason when you're working with this?
I'm gonna be honest that was a long time ago I look worse.
I apologize to all the children watching at home.
A community is up in arms after an award-winning lollipop man was banned from high-fiving students on their way to school.
There's awards for lollipop men.
It's pretty easy award to win, I reckon.
As long as you're beating the goal.
guys with time to say floor it and plow through, you're all good.
King Charles has fired the security team station that Prince Andrew's mansion after he refused to downsize from the property.
If he could, Prince Andrew would be sweating for them.
The time Charles cut some on security detail, their car accidentally crashed in a tunnel.
now fighting for his career,
a whose wife died after having an allergic reaction at Disney World has been told he can't
sue because the terms of his Disney Plus account prevent him from taking care making the business to court.
Now, the heartbroken man is demanding justice, and cancel his subscription as soon as he finishes the latest season of the Mandalorian.
Doritos have released a cool ranch, zero-gravity chip that doesn't release crumbs or cheese dust and is designed specifically for consumption in space.
Now, my mates that love Doritos are the furthest things from astronauts.
They'll never make it to space, but they are getting really high.
Now, Blue Mountain City Council will install CCTV to deter
Vandals after a tree memorialising Tony Abbott's tenure as Prime Minister has been chopped down twice in two weeks.
And don't even ask what's happened to Scott Morrison's memorial toilet at the Engadine McDonald's.
Let's just say it was a real unhappy meal.
The world's oldest person,
Maria Brainius, who lived through two World Wars, a pandemic, and Spain Civil War has died this week at the age of 117.
Her last word was, finally.
She passes on the torch to the new oldest person in the world.
Goldcoast Mayor Tom Tate,
the man, has finally apologised for his comments after chokingly calling a newly elected Councillor a ranger and saying it was good for Goldcoast diversity.
Now the GCN, I agree, the GCN is diverse because now they're They've got dickheads, meth heads, and red heads.
And please make some noise for the man that ticks all three boxes, our diversity higher, Nick Coney!
CHEERING AND Would you call me your dog?
I'm off to Shadow Box at the traffic lights.
