Angela White & Bobo Bumble Bee (& Louis Katz Mini Interview) | TigerBelly 422

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Hello sleepers Gilbo here before we get to the Angela white episode.

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you all the good stuff also before the episode We got a special little interview with Bobo and his favorite comedian Louie cats.

So sit back open your ears and enjoy the episode hello everybody my name is captain bob and we got my C

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Yeah and this one is called is based on Goodnight Moon, right Gil?

Yep, yep.

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Yes, it is.

It's weird that you reply to me.

Thank you.

No, because I was, even when you were a young one, yes, I always knew I'd go, this guy is so funny.

Ah, thanks, Ben.

Thank you.

Why are you just staring at me now?

I think he wants a compliment.

Oh I thought you were gonna go on about how I'm funny,

but now I will If it's my turn I will go ahead and I

You would think that you would think no no

easy I mean you're an easy dude to come I feel like and I would say this whether I would say this even if you weren't pushing the compliment

I think you're like one of those like funny bones comics like I can't even

With what anything you're doing is funny or not because everything you do is just funny to me like it's just like you're just

Having such a deep funny essence and I mean that sincerely not I would say that to someone else even if you weren't here

I really think oh yeah,

that's very kind of harder than nice And I also didn't think that you were gonna last in New York that long you kept telling me to move back

So every time I talked to you you like I will help you It's fun.

Yeah, okay No, I just didn't I just yet think you can't I mean what yeah times have changed you were in a dip guy

Yeah, I'm more country.

I'm a little more rock and roll.

Yeah But so you so yeah,

I've been in New York down like like 15 years,

I keep,

I realized for like five years,

I was telling people I've been there for 10 years, and then I decided I need to add more numbers.

So I've been there for a while now, and you always said like, what are you doing here?

This is a mistake, you look sickly.

Why don't you come back to LA?

He said that, he like, you look you're done healthy, this is bad.

So encouraging.

was bad for your career and all that and you were right, you know?

No, I think I was.

No, I don't know.

I'm gonna look at you now.

Look at me now.

You special coming out?

I do have a special coming out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and congratulations.

Thank you so much.

And I always thought like...

Well, I have a joke I still sometimes do that you and I wrote.

Yeah?

What is it?

It was the Down Syndrome Making Love Joke.

Oh, you helped him with that?

You're the one that helped him with that one?

I can barely remember, but it sounds pretty classic to me.

Yeah, you helped me with that.

That's awesome.

I we were talking about it and then we were laughing about it at Coffee Shoppers.

I think it was the one weekend I worked with you with Caroline.

Like way back in the day.

Oh, right.

I that.

I going through a breakup and you're like, don't worry.

There's plenty of women.

Wait.

You fuck?

Yeah, I fuck.

Why?

Fuck yeah.

Were you single now or you have somebody?

No, I actually, and this is bad for this.

The special is all about a breakup.

I through,

I had a horrible breakup when I turned 40,

so I want people to feel sad during the special, but I also, I just got married in July, so everything's okay.

Congrats.

Oh, you did?

Yeah, yeah.

Is she Jewish?

Whoa, yeah, what is she?

She's a half Sicilian half Portuguese.

She's a darker.

Yes.

She looks she looks Latina, but she's Not ice ice.

Yeah, she should have like I don't know you say Isis, but no, no, he looks she looks Isis with a dash of chama

No, she's a she looks Latina and she took my last name stupidly where?

name has gone down in value and a Latino last name would go you think so?

Fuck yeah.

I don't know I think so you do I think as long as you got your papers in order I think so yeah,

yeah, I don't want to really dive into it, but I'm sorry for what's going on in the world It's all right.

It is kind of your fault, but I appreciate you.

Appologize.

Yeah What I want is peace and love in the world.

Yes, you know, I don't like violence, dude I know I'm also going to take a stand against violence here.

You've never punched anybody.

Yeah I've have punched someone once.

Oh, I got enough well I he hates when I talk about it, but I didn't I got in a fight with Brent Weinbach once I got in a fist fight with

Brent Weinbach Yes, he hates what I talk about it.

I'm gonna fight with like Brent.

Really?

Yes That's who you chose.

I didn't shows him.

He chose me.

It's like I had this is what you said for the odd I had a yeah,

I had a fight with air I fight the other day with nothing He's a great comic nice in the world.

He's a literary comic.

Why would you even start something with him?

Well, we were young.

We were crazy, you competition back then.

Yeah.

I was kind of making fun of him a bit in the green room.

He thought he took it too far at the punchline San Francisco.

he slapped me in the face that was I was shocked that he would just slap me in the

face he left and then a few days later we we had to win we had it out it was

it was he knocked my glass really that's embarrassing how have you had like beef oh man do I got beefs.

You've had to be with comedians.

Oh, I got beefs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, you want to you want one?

Yeah, I need a beef.

All right.

So need a beef.

I'm at the Vancouver Comedy Festival back when there's a festival.

I'm getting picked up, I'm a girl from Portland, meet me there.

She doesn't have a phone, so I got to meet her at the hotel at the time.

She's taking a bus up.

I have a lot of money, she had even less.

And so the van comes to pick me up, it's picking me up, and Odyn Kirk's family, and Odyn Kirk is in the car.

Bob Odyn Kirk.

Yeah, he's in the van, and the van is bringing us back to the place.

On the way back, I got to meet her at the right time.

He's like, hey, do you guys mind if we go to this chocolate shop that I love?

This is a chocolate shop I love.

My family wants to go there.

I'm like, kind of, but I don't say anything because Bob Odyn Kirk.

the driver waiting the parking lot,

they come back five minutes later,

not only that, they come back five, five, ten minutes later, they're like, that wasn't the right chocolate shop, never mind.

And they left, did not bring me or the driver any chocolate.

That's the beef.

How do you make people wait for you to go into a chocolate shop and not be bring people back chocolate?

I Unacceptable that's the beef

You don't like spicy you know what what do you want more no no But he doesn't know about the beef No,

he doesn't, but now he does.

So Oh!

You don't mind-bocked.

Whoa, baby.

You mind-bocked him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, yeah.

yeah.

Give another one, because not really a beef.

Oh, I that's one of my big comedy beefs.

I what's the name?

I mean, Ordie Adams was rude to me, but that's like kind of his thing.

You know, he was a super-kick to me.

I know, but...

I expect nothing less.

But you go with Ordie now?

I'm not but he doesn't know it.

I can follow he has he's got a hidden beast.

I'm gonna call him right now Well, no, he won't remember.

I don't look at it.

So it's so hey.

So what I'm saying is It is if I call him right now, but you don't want to do it.

He doesn't what maybe I don't understand what beef is But for me a beef is something silently that I hold inside

I think a beef is two two entities.

Uh-huh who don't like you describe one of yours.

So no no I have then I have no beefs.

It's just all one side.

Oh, they're all in your head beside a beefs inside of your resentment Resentments.

Yes, right.

I don't have any beef, but you you don't have like I have so many beefs I bet you do.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm beef man.

Yeah Yeah, wow, so what rank your?

Top three beefs.

Ooh, top, I mean.

Well, generally against Asians, while they're Asians, you know?

Really?

Yeah, so Asian hate guy.

It's Mongolian beef.

So tough.

It's beef with broccoli.

Yeah, I mean, broccoli.

So, but yeah.

But did you ever meet your girlfriend back in the hotel?

Wait, what?

Well, you had to talk a chop.

Yes, I did.

And she was at the hotel.

Yes, she was there.

I did meet her.

She was man.

She was,

it's the one from my, I did this, this is not happening story about a semi-homeless woman that I was dating for a while.

Yeah, yeah.

And that was her.

So, she was okay.

What do mean semi-homeless?

Well, she wasn't homeless when I met her and then she ended up homeless.

While you were dating her?

Yes.

Is, is she dirtier?

Yes.

She's like a gutter punk.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

You like that?

I mean, I liked her, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Is she still alive?

I don't know.

Oh.

I know.

But yeah,

but yeah,

it's, but yeah, I was meeting her there and she did,

we did meet up so it wasn't the end of the world,

but I could have met up and handed her a chocolate and that would have been nice.

You know what I'm saying?

That would have been nice, yeah, yeah.

Plug your special.

Oh, the special is on, it's coming out on 10, 19.

I know when this comes out.

At it's on a 10, 19, from 6 p.m.

Pacific, 9 p.m.

Eastern.

And yeah, it's on my YouTube channel, youtube.com backslash at Louis Cat's Comedy.

And do you like it?

This special?

Yeah.

I think it's my best work.

I think it's amazing.

I people watch it, you know.

I spent all my own money on it.

My channel's not even monetized,

so I'm stupidly, I'm not gonna make any money on it, but I just want people to see it, you know?

Oh man, I'll be honest, I've always been.

What?

a huge fan.

Well let me finish before you make a facial.

I don't know you're looking at me you just you just you ice me with these you're in this by the way I

didn't ask permission yet yeah and I gave it out who's out gave it out David

tells you this is the cold open yeah this is actually the trailer you're in the

trailer I am yeah Mark Norman Mark Norman you're in it you're on you're not

gonna be in it again Ari put it at the top right yeah yeah yeah would you

ever what consider this what if you came back here I'll pay you mm-hmm we could

be right together yes you would still do that you're not yeah you're humble enough

to do that Why is that humble to take a writing job?

There's so I don't have to.

I to write some jokes.

I you and I, you think your mind is like down my alley.

Oh, dude, I'm down.

I love to do that.

That's why I've always liked you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're the only guy, actually, I've ever used as a help me write jokes.

Really?

Like have jokes still in my act.

That's awesome.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's pretty cool.

Man, I would love to do that.

I really would.

And he also, you know, Louie, really good to see.

I you so much.

I love you too.

I want all the fans listening right now.

I want you to check out Louie Cats.

He really is.

If you don't know him, you're dumb.

Honestly, it's like he's like.

We all love him and the reason why we love him.

We don't like his look.

We don't like his style We just think he's a fucking funny mind.

Thank you, man.

The funny comic.

I appreciate it You know and and so you know I had to get you on here.

I appreciate it.

You know means a lot So go check him out.

Yes any website or anything?

Well, you the website's just Louis cats calm But it's really all about this special.

I'm just pushing people watch this we're gonna watch it.

Thank you Everyone's gonna special again.

What what's the name of the special again special is called?

And it's on my YouTube channel and it says Louis has the best community you've never heard of that's the clickbait Just for YouTube, right?

I'm not actually calling it that can I say something to it's just last last thing I want to say injury what it what is the sides?

Of your hair the size of my hair yeah,

you cuz it's balding up there it's bald every girl and I grow that side out I've thought about that and make it wild a curly vibe.

Yeah, like a curly vibe.

Yeah, I don't wear Hawaiian shirts.

I'm not kidding you This is like you know this would go for cuz my so my wife's last name is a newness and mine is cats Yeah,

everything combining our names.

Yeah, and my name could be nuts and if I got it And then if I got a doctorate and I got a doctor and I grow the hair out and get a slide whistle

I'm yeah, whoop doctor nuts is here, and just fucking wack look at Ian fight ants.

Yes that look Yes, you know how he has a weird look.

I do know how he has a weird Yeah, are you friends with Ian?

Yeah, we so I tell it takes either of us on the road or oh, that's right Yeah, yeah, I'm always he's like he's kind of a

Bizarro me.

He's kind of the opposite of me.

I would say in some way.

I know, but I'm just saying maybe some of the style gross Yeah, all right.

I'm gonna have to call him.

You could call him call him.

I said that you should tell him I said that Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna call him.

It's a good beef going in finance.

He's got the I say he's got the head of uh...

of a dad and the body of the sun is just point who that's that is just that uh...

very good uh...

where i'm not just a member i'm also the president uh...

so i'm with louis cats right now he's talking mad shit

Oh my god this fucking guy yeah tell him if anyone has a question about the

Middle East talk to him for five minutes and that'll help him pick a side

Yes funny yeah yeah yeah yeah okay I see I see yeah so that's good but he's saying that you don't have a style Whoa,

whoa.

Oh my god.

Oh, he'll bring one shirt on the road for a full weekend.

It fucking stinks.

It's disgusting.

Yeah, you're stinky I'm stinky.

Yeah stinky Stinky?

Yeah.

Fucker swims in fucking hand sanitizer.

Hey, wow, that's right.

I got to be clean guy who also shits publicly more than anyone I've ever met.

God, I love him, but holy shit, I will fight him and just knock his block off.

All right.

Okay.

That's okay.

Knock my block.

Yeah.

All right.

I love you.

I'm going to talk to you soon.

You're too clean.

Well, physically I am clean.

I'm big bather.

I'm in the conditioner.

So, you shampoo sometimes?

You would be the guy.

Do you like Jordan?

Who I don't know Jordan as well as yes, but she's very funny.

They won't put you on his podcast dude Everyone else is responded.

I'm doing ones.

He's just so flaky about it I guess I think because he's I don't I don't know the thing I think Jordan is is I

think Ian's it's a intense for him to wrangle everybody into manage the whole

thing I mean to have Ian being as soon as I'm in New York.

He has me on yeah I figured it feels that way feels that anyone no feels there's a wrangling it feels that way for everybody except for me

Which is interesting because we're we're a friends in requesting.

Well, yeah, I want to start I like you just did it.

I think we were arguing before we got here.

So we're just, yeah, because not putting, everyone else has been very responsive.

He's it should be the, it's literally two blocks from my apartment in Brooklyn.

Wow.

And it's the closest one for friends and I can't get a spot on that one.

So I don't know what his problem is, you know.

Wow.

Yeah.

You it here first.

Yeah.

You it, Bobby.

Wow.

He's got too much scott in his head, you know.

It's fucking up his brain.

Are you envious of him?

Envious of him?

Yeah.

No, we're just different.

I love it.

I don't think, well, it's not, it's not, we're not playing, we're not, we're not selling the same thing, you know?

I feel I know you're not.

Yeah.

You're Yeah, but he's also he's like he's a to be honest.

He's a fun-ass dude You ever you ever go with him like a strip club?

That's a good time.

No.

He has a good time.

Yeah.

Yeah a good time in general.

I've eaten pizza with him.

Yeah, that's that's fun, too Yeah, it's almost like a strip club, but it's fun.

It's funny cuz whenever I'm in New York who you and I don't hang out Well, you should text me.

I know but thing is is the people always hang out with me.

What do you mean?

are like around me how am I supposed to know that you know I'm what how should I

know they know why do they know because you know no when is the last time you

were there a month ago why don't you text me they text me.

I text you, I text you exactly a ago.

Oh, that's right.

Yeah.

Anyway, give him a round of applause.

Let catch.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

That those are insane.

Your titties are so insane dude.

Thank you.

They're so nice.

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

Yeah, Maybe might convert.

No, no.

I Kiwi.

Kiwi titties.

Oh, yeah, sing away.

Yeah, like a fruits.

Yeah, yeah.

I say balls.

I love outside balls.

I the butthole and I like the cheeks that much, but you know, if Not really that into it.

And I like, um, You almost die.

You a lot of requirements or prerequisites.

It's so strange.

I didn't tell you like, I mean, what do you mean, the I just liked it.

the shape of an asshole you like do you count the spokes is that like I've never

thought about the spoke I have so many spokes you don't know what the spokes guys

the line the line bikes boats the more the more it's like a tree you know how

the cap of tree I could count it yeah all the ball does probably do you have

yeah yeah my my I have 52 spoke every year for that three years right so it's

like it's like one of those three things where you can count but I like the

spokes you want to do like when the spokes are very flat or do you like him

when they kind of like wrinkle and like the pocket a little

you're saying is that no I like it when it's more flat okay yeah I don't

ridges you like ridges you you have ridges um I guess I'm in between you've

seen your own butthole oh yeah cuz on camera that's interesting because I've never seen mine but if I did maybe some adult scenes Okay,

can we do this what can I take a photograph of it and then you look at it and tell me what you're surprised about and tell Me what you know.

I've never done that.

I'm not doing that right now.

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Yep.

Yeah.

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Who plays for?

Miami, Miami.

Minnesota.

Yeah, yeah.

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Okay, so I just check him, right?

Yeah.

And then I go down to Josh Allen.

Yeah.

Right?

Who's another QB?

Yeah.

Right?

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Those are...

Yeah.

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rather not know we have to do it I'd rather not know really that's

so strange that you wouldn't want to know I'd rather not know what my bum looks

like thing you've ever said it is how about we take a photo put an envelope and

when you die we give it to you right before you die Okay, that's good.

I mean, I assume that my butthole's like the guy of gated up from fucking cooties.

What's his name?

Key.

Key quad.

Key quad, winning.

When I look at Key quad, I go, I'm sure we have the same kind of butthole.

I don't know.

What do mean?

Introduce art.

Why?

I will, but I don't like being pressured into something.

Okay, so let me just do it at my own pace.

I know we're co-hosts, but being pressured into it, I don't like it.

Peer pressure, yeah.

All right, so anyway, her name is Angela White.

She's from Australia, and she's one of the biggest adult actresses in the history of the world.

She does butthole scenes, I guess.

I do a lot.

Her are fat and delicious.

Juicy.

She's from Australia, yeah.

What You know, she doesn't like to give up certain details about her personal life, it's fine, I get it.

I'm gonna see if I can get around some of it, you know what mean?

But, you know, give her a run of applause, Angela White.

Whoo!

How many ridges do you have on your bundle?

I'm sure my fans have so all right.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know.

I'm ready No, I'm not doing it now.

We're closing with it.

Okay.

Yeah, I can't think about to go out of the image of my butthole Through the whole podcast.

I want to do that.

That's good.

Yeah.

Yeah, YouTube like that as well Do it at the end.

Okay, you're right.

You're right.

We do want to monetize.

Yeah, we're gonna monitor.

Yeah, right you and I may or might not do it.

I still don't know.

It's like I you know no pressure.

Yeah I don't like my sacks You have good sacks.

Oh, yeah, I like my sacks.

I think they're great.

What's with your sacks?

Like what don't you like one sack?

I one sack.

Oh, I have two sacks What do you write?

Why are you different?

What do they look?

What's the difference mine doesn't have mine looks like little gray?

That's like they grew little gray aliens.

There's no like girth to it.

It doesn't sag You know they're told they're nice and tight.

What do you mean like they're tight?

Yeah?

That's not you've seen it.

Yeah, they don't sag do they pretty good for a 52-year-old.

That's all about God bless you and take care Thank you,

and that's all I have to say that God bless you and take care and Why'd you switch seats anyway?

I don't like that.

Yeah, dude.

It's not looking at me man.

This fucking guy with his energy I mean with stories and shit anyway, so Angela you live here in America now.

Yes, I do you Can we talk about the very first time?

Can we talk about your first scene?

You want to talk about my first scene or my first boy-girl scene?

Oh, the scene was Leslie?

Yeah, the first scene was Leslie.

I don't want to talk about that.

Oh.

I mean, that could be like, you're out with the girls and do that.

Okay.

I mean, technically my first scene was solo, but then my first scene with another person was a woman.

Let's go to the band.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

What?

You're energy about the band.

know you're right.

You're You're He's getting excited.

Calm He's excited.

No, I get nervous.

Okay.

That's okay.

It was in the Bahamas.

They put me in latex,

and so I was sweating, and with a guy with a really big dick, and I actually did not think it was going to fit.

We did the sex deals first and he pulled the dick out and I was like whoa, okay, all right was it were you nervous?

I was excited.

I was a little nervous, but that sort of excited nervous.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

And then he, as he sticks it in in the sex stills, I'm like, I don't think it's gonna fit.

And it, that's literally when it went in.

And did it feel good?

It felt good.

Yeah, it felt intense.

That was definitely the biggest dick I'd ever had inside me.

And then how long did you go for?

They go for a long time.

Yeah, well, the sex stills probably took around 30 minutes.

Whoa.

And then, but that's not like, I mean, that's a lot of...

You take breaks.

Well, we don't really take breaks, it's just that it's not like hardcore fucking the entire time.

You're posing.

So you're posing with the dick inside you.

Or the pics.

And No, and he moves a little bit, he moves enough to stay hard so he'll pump, pump, pump, hold for the stills.

Pump, pump, hold.

I think I'd be good at holding.

it's edging yeah no but if I let me just say shows well it's a still I can't

stand but what can I okay so if I stick it in like this right your hands you grab the

girl oh no I have to do this he does air no I do like jazz hands oh you're always

moving I da da da da da da da da da da you're right inside to what So you guys stick it then, right?

Yeah Pump Pump Pump

like pop pump pump

Pump it pump pump pump

How many pumps

Three three

three three

yeah hold

but hold out you're holding

in you need to show as

much length as possible

yeah

Oh see here we do it again

this is totally hard yeah we nominate thing and we do it again right right pump pump pump Hold out ride out about it,

pop, pop, hold, right, then I do this.

Yeah, grab, grab a boob.

I do this.

I do a thumbs up or jazz.

Right.

I have to do the right.

And then I have to do an okey dokey.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I go Okie dokie.

Pum pum pum pum pum pum.

Thumbs up.

It's peace sign.

Now change positions.

No.

Yes.

He I have to.

Yes.

Yeah.

I get how it works.

Yeah.

Get work.

See.

of YouTube and George not sweating for this whole episode.

Do you mind if we start with a 10 minutes and if you can do this?

Whole sum.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Yes, because of the whole stuff.

All Let's start putting the beginning.

There's plenty to know about you.

All right.

So, have you been at church?

Yes, not recently.

Yeah, but when's the last time you went to church?

I went to Sunday school.

when I was a kid.

Yeah, I mean, I was probably at a church for someone's wedding or something.

And you grew up religious?

I did, yeah.

Not super religious, but yeah.

I tried to Christian.

Do you believe in the Lord?

I did, yeah.

Yeah, I believed in Jesus.

Do still believe in the Lord?

Oh, in my sins, oh my God.

I do speak to God and Jesus all the time.

Yeah in scenes.

Yeah, he likes let's not talk.

We talk about sex again You know keep it wholesome.

This is still wholesome.

Yeah in the scenes.

Okay.

We could be an acting.

All right, so um when you're going, Jesus in a scene, right?

Do you think he's going, yes?

How many spokes do you, hello?

Oh, it's Angela again.

She's working.

Yeah.

She says my name when she's working.

And it confuses me because, you know, there's, you know, our parthite and there's other things going on the fur.

It's the door.

Oop, wrong one.

I a ride.

It is probably when I need Jesus the most to be there.

But he probably giggles and goes, oh, it's just not all silly old Angela.

Yeah, it's silly old my name.

But when you say his name, why?

Why do you say his name?

I don't it's just habit.

I guess at this so oh god part of like my sex noises Oh god.

Jesus.

Yeah.

Oh god.

Oh my god.

Holy ghost.

I haven't really says Jesus.

I have I have I have I've said Yeah, I have why not Moses.

Oh god.

No no turn me off of this.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah Buddha.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's weird I feel like people who didn't grow up religious say, oh my god, as well, it's just great, but you believe is what I'm asking?

I am a spiritual person.

Same here, but I just, yeah, organized religion freaks you out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah you probably didn't go to church and since you were a then.

Right.

But as an adult you haven't been.

No, I haven't.

Wow We could happen though.

You could get saved.

you're wholesome I don't know how to do wholesome I'll see how to do wholesome

if you want I'll say how to do no don't tell me how to do wholesome

you show me how to do wholesome all right can you tell me you tell me your

version of wholesome go early year before you jumped in here Bobby was like I

don't know how to do an Australian accent okay that's wholesome this is

whole actually Angela to teach us stupid Americans some of these terms from Australia if you can kind of walk us through it.

Yeah, yeah.

Why?

I what these say.

Okay, Bobby, don't look at the screen.

What's hit a frog and toad?

Hit a frog and toad.

You're driving down the street.

Angela, I don't even know she doesn't I'm gonna teach you right okay go ahead right and you're driving down a

Because Australian streets are different than American streets.

Are they not in What we drive on the other side that and also there's probably things on the side like in LA

Angaroos and stuff.

Yeah a koala That's how I almost got killed in Melbourne because you know we over here when you cross the street.

How do you look?

No, I'm playing Andy Crush.

What are you talking about?

Gilbert, wrong I'm texting.

When you're crossing the street, which direction do you look first?

I always go left.

Left to right.

Left to right because there's a car coming.

Right.

So when I was in Melbourne, I looked left to right and nearly got ran over.

Oh, jeez.

Whoa.

You forget.

Okay.

Go ahead.

Don't you don't you know because there's different things right sometimes when you're

in Australia you see both a frog and a toad okay and you're like what's the difference

but you can tell because I'll store your eyes right and if you can hit both of them at

the same time it's good luck for that day.

God, that's believable.

Thanks man.

That's one.

One for the road Bobby.

Do you recognize any of these?

One for the road.

We that.

But aren't like regularly saying like they're going walk about or cooey like they're not.

No.

One for the road you got one for the road is I'm gonna have one for the road and you drink.

Yeah kombucha.

Whatever you drink Whatever they drink over there Why would you would you you're at a kombucha place?

Would you tell your Australian friend?

Why I'm gonna take one for the road.

I'm gonna one for the road.

Yeah, it's just kombucha, but anyway, I'll do it, you know, that's great Did you did you kick?

Did you read it?

Oh, I said hickory hoo.

Earlier.

Yeah, hoo.

You know how to play it?

No, and you're actually, as a white person, no, I'm not even allowed to.

I even, I'm not even sure if women are allowed to, but certainly it's a indigenous culture only.

being real yeah look at that what you can so as a white bird you can do hickory

hoe no whoa it's not even what it is yeah like why people not being able to do

type

that's it yeah and I'm all for it yeah I love walking by laughing at them that's

not the same it's it's a Korean how's it not the same because did you reduce

we're probably part of like ritualistic things for the indigenous friends same as well Very ritualistic.

Take ritualistic.

Yes, dude.

We did it on the We did mountops.

We our fucking gees on.

And was a private cultural thing.

And why people take it, and go, go it.

I care.

OK.

You know what I So did you do is off the limit?

Right.

What about?

Boomerangs.

This actually leads me to the question.

Are things that you hate as an Australian and Americans are like, what doing right now, you're about to it.

Like, oh, crocodile Dundee.

Like, what are the things that I actually quite like crocodile Dundee, but you too.

Yeah, I thought it was a great meeting you.

hated khakis before I saw him.

Because he was in like a khaki-ish, you know what I I like him.

What the ones you guys that got, you guys murdered?

Who?

Oh, what?

Steve Irwin.

We did murder him.

You're of your Australian veterans.

I Ray.

Yeah.

Australian Sting.

What?

You fucking my boy.

Steve Irwin.

Didn't know he took a barbed to the chest.

Right.

That's not murder?

Yeah, but it's a Stingray.

And he probably didn't know it was really...

It's an Australian Stingray.

They're all in cuhoots.

Anyway, did you know that?

Well, we have Stingrays.

Right and if someone that's it and let me say this if you were in our ocean in a stingray saw you he wouldn't kill you

That's what I'm talking about your fucking stupid fucking stingrays over there, dude.

I'm sorry.

It's okay She's like Okay, I didn't have anything to do You don't know his stingrays at your heart you don't know his stingrays.

I don't know any I've never met any what about koala bears Never you've never touched one

I don't remember ever touching what they're actually very shy.

It's hard to see them in the wild, but have you seen them?

Okay?

Sure.

Oh, so you've been drowned a Well, I've seen one at the

Oh, so they don't have them just in the wild like they do, but they're very shy.

They're very difficult to see in the wild Like if I you're more likely to see a kangaroo Serious if we had a special animal.

Yeah in LA, right?

A halaban beast.

Mm We had a halaban beast.

Yeah, I've seen one and they're cute They are one eye googly, you I and all over the world L.

Was for halaban beast, right?

I a LA citizen.

I would go and try at least try to find one in my life and observe it Wouldn't you?

sure what if We're really dangerous.

Oh, that's true.

And we go.

Why'd you lean forward when I did it?

I thought that's what we would do.

We have a connect, a real connection.

Maybe it was trying to crack out somebody.

Yeah, crack onto somebody.

That would you say.

What does that mean?

Yes, yes.

In a sentence, so I went to the club and a guy cracked onto me.

Okay, now from that context clues, what do you think it means?

Cracked onto you.

Yeah, he cracked onto me.

He did something with the crack of your butt.

He might do that in the before.

there we go.

No, he might.

He onto me.

To me, it like he was hitting on you.

Correct.

That's what it means.

So I got one right.

Give me another one.

This is fun.

The number four.

What about Pashing?

You do that one.

I don't know what that is.

What is it?

To Pash.

Pashing.

Pashing?

Have you with Pashing?

It does.

Yeah, so we made out.

Yeah, yeah.

Ooh, that's a nice one.

So was going to pass you would make out.

Wow, that's incredible.

Pashing.

pass.

And then any other ones?

Well you know about the Australian kiss?

What's that?

It's like a French kiss but down under.

Just not eating out?

No, tell me more.

Hey, tell me more about it.

Are you French kids before?

Barely.

That's not where I thought it was going to go.

If you say so.

Barely?

Yeah.

What do mean?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah.

I've it.

But down under.

So someone does it to my dick.

Right.

Or versa.

Well, that's just eating pussy.

No, I don't know.

But that's...

Yeah, it wasn't a very...

Okay.

I didn't maybe didn't execute it very well, but yeah, you're I'll leave the jokes to you.

I know I don't really have jokes Let me ask you this.

Um, is there a food?

I've never been to like an Australian restaurant Except out back.

That's not counted.

You went to Curtis Stone's restaurant Yeah, but just Australian who owns a steakhouse.

Yeah, it's not Australian.

Is there Australian food?

Yeah.

So what would I get?

I mean, everyone talks about Vegemite as being the oldest thing, but we eat a of meat pies.

Meat pies.

Yeah, sausage rolls.

Ooh.

You have the best, I don't know what's the coffee.

Coffee the coffee culture in Melbourne and the cafe culture is incredible.

The you do.

what I heard too, it's weird.

Yeah, especially for you, because you're a Starbucks guy, right?

Well, it hurt my tummy.

What do you mean?

Whenever I get anything other than Starbucks, it hurts my tummy.

I think that's a milk you're adding, because you're lactose.

If adding...

No, I'm being real, like, right?

What are you doing?

Do you like coffee?

I do.

Yeah.

I want to go to Australia, it's so bad.

Oh, you've never been?

I have.

Oh.

I've never been.

But I want to go again.

When did you go?

What did you do there?

Where did you go?

I booked an IBM commercial.

Oh, that's right.

I only there for like three days.

Well, that's a long way to go for three days.

Yeah.

And then it was in my late 20s.

So I didn't have any money.

It was like, you know, so it was, and I was with a crew.

hard to do anything yeah i went to king's cross though i think yeah and uh...

was they still have that yet what happens there uh...

lots of fun things happen there what is that after clubs uh...

yeah and it's in prostitution

legal in Australia or each state is slightly different but yes it

generally is it generally is legal it's like brothel work and I remember the strip clubs

there and not using Like monopoly money like using token.

Yeah, like every strip club is different too because some strip clubs do use Yeah, I that being a little bit weird.

It kind of took away from the experience a bit because I'm like Oh, I don't feel like a token.

Yeah What do mean like it's not like you have to say arcade it's like an arcade where you go give them cash

And then they give you token.

Yes.

Yeah, but then you can exchange it fake money.

Yeah Oh and the girls take the tokens and then later they go cash it in.

Yeah, okay.

That's what it is.

Okay.

Yeah.

Um, is gambling legal in Australia?

Yes, we have casinos, so I'm gonna say yes.

Yeah, I don't gamble a lot.

So yeah, like ever you know what I find about Adult film stars.

They're more conservative than regular people in a weird way.

More More wholesome.

You guys are really wholesome.

It's really, all the ones that I know are just good concerns.

You know, they don't swear a lot.

They don't spit on the sidewalk.

They don't.

They follow rules.

They rules.

man.

You know, civility, you know, whatever.

But don't, they're just- It very clean.

Very clean, nice people.

Organized.

Also And also, I'm being real.

And very responsible.

This woman ran for office.

I know she did, I read it.

Yeah.

Did you win?

I got the result that I wanted.

I wouldn't have wanted to win because I wouldn't know what to do in that position.

These points to the audience, what are you ready for?

So I was running against a Greens candidate, Kathleen Moltson, and her platform was about shutting down all the brothels in Melbourne.

Wow.

Which like, she claimed to be a feminist that cared about the women, but any...

in the work will tell you that once you close it down you send it underground, you make it more dangerous.

So actually worse for the sex workers when you do something like that.

So my whole platform was just to draw attention to the fact that Kathleen Moulton was running

on this campaign and she was running for the Greens which is usually very progressive, usually very like sex policy.

sex worker friendly but not in this case so I just wanted to draw votes away

from her so she didn't win because she had a strong chance of winning and she

didn't win so I achieved what I wanted to achieve if I had won that would have been incredible he would have won Well,

you have a degree in gender studies, right?

You know, you could figure it out.

I'd figure it out, sure, but like.

And guess what?

Every day you'd be punctual.

You'd like to tell me it have shut down the brothels.

I have made,

porn is kind of like a gray area in the lore in Australia,

like it's not necessarily illegal, but it's not fully legal, so I kind of like looked into that.

But actually listening to the constituents,

like they wanted was for me to address the traffic on Hoddle Street, like I have nightmares about the traffic on Hoddle Street.

was, what are you going to do about the traffic on Huddle Street?

So I don't know, I would what's going on Huddle Street?

Oh, it's busy.

So much traffic.

Why?

I guess because there's just no other route to.

What you do?

What would you do?

Nothing's being done after a while.

See, that's British.

I'm sorry.

I'm just going to do my own version of what I...

Well, the traffic and...

Hogg wort's legacy, bye.

Yeah.

Harry.

Yo, is it now?

Yeah.

No.

I just kind of just do my own regular accent or no.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

What's up?

Well, can I just say thank you for voting for me?

Yeah.

What's up?

Sir, can we please address?

I would love to address anything that you would like traffic and what?

Hoddle Street.

Well, I at the diagrams and I looked at the infrastructure structure.

What was that?

The infrastructure.

Got it.

Right.

And I also looked at the piping.

Yep.

Everything that makes up Huddle Street, the cement, the layout.

And I looked at the diagrams and this is what I found out.

What we do is we build a second road.

just above huddle street.

God, this guy's a genius.

Who will pay?

Thank you.

Who will pay for the Australian people will pay, my friend.

Oh, we don't like that.

It's enough.

That's why we voted for you.

We're not you're not going to be taxed more.

So why will the money come?

I'm going to tell you right now.

All right.

Are you taking our teacher's salary?

No, we're not taking the sky way.

No, dude.

Well, We're We're

We're certain sports yeah Ryan you're gonna take away

I know only two sports what are our national sports I'll tell you this two

sports I don't like them they're too violent okay so rugby that's our thing

I don't care and soccer you're gonna be taken out no I won't because this

road second row this second who will build the road Asian friends.

Oh, my whole crew is Asian.

What are you talking about?

They're all fucking we're all chemists and we're all chemists and we're all fucking engineers.

And we're going to it out, dude.

You can have the best fucking road in the whole street.

You're And we're just gonna watch a fucking rugby anymore.

Got it.

Okay.

So what do you guys think?

All right, what you are this guy's my guy.

I it.

He's my yes, man.

What do you think?

All right, yeah, how about this we get rid of um, I know what we do I got it.

I got it right here.

Okay, cuz would you work for my administration?

I'm asking everyone in this room.

Will you work?

I just won.

Okay.

Will you all work for my administration?

Absolutely, but can we start with the Australian National Anthem first?

Can we start?

No, can we start with this, dude?

Okay, I think there's something even more pressing.

Okay, if I may please where the fuck are the koalas?

No one can see them.

There we go.

They're too shy.

I know an Angela.

That's why I've hired you.

That's koala The representation representative koalas,

okay, right and we're gonna deal with this thing because in the world right in China Who do they like what animal panda fuck?

Yeah, and you're smart.

That's why I hired you Okay Right, you're you're I don't know what you're doing at the meeting, but you're out.

What is he doing?

So um It might listen, okay We want tourists to come so we're gonna how let's figure out how do we get the fucking koalas.

They're already coming But more.

Okay.

We want more.

Okay.

So got to figure out like me on the side of this road, we have specific trees and it's cages.

And we have the koalas there.

I don't know how we're going to do it, but let's figure that out.

You?

Am I on your?

Well, would you like to be?

Sure.

Well, what do you want to do?

You're supposed to appoint me to something.

I'm not supposed to appoint myself.

You water, don't you?

Yes, I do.

Stay out there.

Not a job.

No, your is your day out.

You're a woman, right?

Just stay out there for photographs to make ostrac...

Anyway, what do you want to do?

Whatever you want, Captain.

Just get the...

You need your spokes counted?

That's what you do.

I'll do it.

You figure out how many spokes are on my bun hole every day, right?

No.

All right We're gonna count his books Angela.

All right.

Hang on.

Yes.

Hang on.

I'm ready Pop pop hold pop hole You always have tissue stuck in it.

All right.

Okay.

Hold on.

Tread.

Can you spray it?

It's probably because you have ridges.

It's getting stuck in the Oh!

Yes, yes.

You can hear your language when you take care of that.

Can you spread wider, please, Bobby?

Look, face me, face me.

You'll probably get some bottle.

Oh, Jesus, why are we just so much school?

You have to give me time to point it out much.

That's too many toiletries.

It's too much toiletries.

it's really it's good you wipe that's great count it is there where to start

counting let me let me let me me let you don't look at me first you have

to show up he's gonna want to redo he's gonna redo bro why is there a

lead it he put it in his pocket oh he did he took it and pretty sure he took it

oh he is pretty self is for someone that takes his pants off a lot he is self

conscious about the inside of his butt well last time Stella Barry was on this show He had toilet paper stuck in there.

What is it?

Baby wipe.

Um, I, I don't know.

I think it's a, um, nostalgia because it's like bidet.

He does.

We have a really nice, he has a really nice bidet too.

It's the one that says hello, like when you walk in, it says goodbye when you walk out.

What's with the toilet paper then?

I think it's just a hobby.

I couldn't really tell you because he does, like he sits over the bidet for 30 minutes and it just blasts water up his butt.

And he just sits there and he just enjoys himself,

yeah, but he does not like but play like at all But I don't know if he actually does but just doesn't want it performed by a partner because I know to some degree he enjoys

The water pressure.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, okay.

That was a really quick clean.

Let's do a redo Now that there's no more I was just wondering why you don't like baby wipe or use a

bidet It says that you yeah, we don't, I know.

Okay, Angela, let me, quick pro quo.

Yeah.

Come quickly.

Hold up, shut up for a second.

I you.

Get in the water, because I'll tell you why.

Today, for some reason or another, I never thought that I would take a photo of my butthole.

Oh, that's your first mistake.

Oh.

Touche you're right it wasn't right but you know you're your butthole is a business

Your butthole is a business what is your you have to keep mine's not mines out in retirement, okay, right?

So it's like it's an old fishing butthole.

Oh, yeah by the leg, you know, I you're relaxing.

I'm used.

Yeah And you're like, you know, catching the fish, you I you know, relaxing.

So you want to take another photo of my butthole?

Yeah, I'm just cleaning up.

Yeah, if I was like, say I retired and I was going to hang out with like my old like butthole friends.

Like my butthole fucking friends.

Yeah.

Even if I was retired, I'd be like, just for old time's sake, I'm going to make sure, you know, the butthole's like.

Oh, so when you're 80 years old and just in case just in case you just never know.

Oh, so you're in your 80 You're your butthole is gonna be like tissue free gonna be ready.

Yeah, just in case Preparation man.

Do you like butthole work?

I do like butthole I do a lot of butthole work Whoa, that's a bold statement.

Yeah, that's insane.

That's great.

It's my butthole is big business.

Oh Corporate yeah, it's corporate.

Yeah, does it hurt?

No, if not if you do it right.

What what happened to all the good old vagina?

Oh, yeah, it's great.

You like that too.

I love that.

What do you prefer?

I prefer a badge Have you ever had food poisoning while you're doing it?

it.

Wait, didn't you rupture your appendix during a scene?

Yeah, no, no.

Like, why can't we address that?

Am I because of the other?

I have more room, because my appendix is gone, so there's more room for the big Let's see you at a burrito.

Well, I wouldn't have a burrito.

I really want to get to the bottom of this because I want to do this right for myself.

Go ahead.

Because I'm somebody that hasn't necessarily enjoyed anal, so I've just avoided it.

But we've had it.

And one time yeah, and you didn't love it hate it.

Yeah, he hated it.

I hate it.

Yeah, what about it?

Well, I'm just very just traditional I Even I I've never watched anal porn.

Okay.

Yeah, it's like forbidden The butthole you love the butthole, but you don't like anal porn no Listen, I love trees.

I don't want to fuck it,

you know,

okay You know what that tracks I would think about it,

you know,

I I love many things I don't want to punish right,

you Do you like doggy style in the pussy so then you can look at the butthole is that kind of?

Do you look at the butthole when you do doggy?

I do a quick like glam Oh, not a I don't do like a perv like look at it.

Oh, so you don't spread wait I should know this you don't spread now.

You're right.

Yeah I don't know we don't do we've never done doggy cuz our height difference didn't allow us.

No, I've changed my style You're just standing now, but like I know I you you know those off new office chairs and sell

What do you mean?

That's what you mean.

I thought maybe you'd wear a platform heel.

No, you know, they have new officers where you can like move it up and down.

That was a normal one.

Yeah, I realized that you could do that with the human.

I can go go down, turn to the right, you know what mean, that's like an office change.

Right, before whatever position the girl ended up being, even if it was super high, I wouldn't adjust it.

So I would try to do that.

So you just, whatever it presents itself, you do.

Right, I like it.

Okay.

But now I realize,

oh no, I can, you know, go, hey, can you go down a little bit to the right, lay on your stomach, this and that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But what are we talking about?

The butthole?

Yeah, just did the proper way to prep.

Oh, yeah.

I'd be doing solo anal first.

That's what I would focus on and I would go super slow go from one finger to two fingers to three fingers and this could be over the course of weeks depending on

Comptability and how you're four or five fingers ten fingers.

I mean Stop yeah, well, yeah, we need it to stop.

I'm trying to find out.

This is my mission.

Where does it stop?

Yeah I mean is there like a certain point where you're like that's enough Yes.

Yeah.

Dred's enough.

Dred is...

What's Dred?

Dred is a performer.

I'm an old performer.

And he is definitely enough.

I want to ask a guy who is that endowed.

If it feels good to be that endowed because there's really only so much you can put in, right?

Well, he's born for porn.

I it's lucky that he is in porn because a lot of porn performers can take him more than I'm guessing civilians.

Yeah.

But I mean, it's kind of sad because he does struggle to date because his dick is like...

It's a vacation dick.

It's like 100%.

Yeah.

It's dick.

But that's pure vacation.

Like that.

Once in a lifetime, I remember seeing a guy's dick for the first time that I had fully intended on hooking up with.

And as soon as I saw it, I literally did like a Korean bow and I said no thank you and I left.

Because there was just no way like, respectfully, I was like thank you so much, but like I don't know what to do with that.

And anatomically, I don't think we're a match and then, but he was like really good looking.

He a great guy.

Boyfriend potential.

Yeah.

But Pure vacation dick.

Yeah.

I every day.

Well, mine's more like, mine's a regular tech, right?

I think you're husband, husband.

Husband tech.

Yeah, that's pretty nice, yeah.

Have you ever, and be honest with me, and I'm not gonna feel offended by it, by any means.

I really like you, by the way.

Thank you.

And for doing our podcast.

Thank you, I like you too.

I you're setting me up for like a real life.

Yeah, it's just exciting.

That's a subtle thing.

It's an honor for you to be here.

You know, I actually met you once before, and I don't do you remember?

No, I don't.

Yeah, that's probably for the best.

I actually, no, I saw you coming up at the flattest day as you don't remember this, and I just saw you, and was like.

Oh my god, I love you.

And that was it.

That our exchange.

And I say anything back?

You were like, oh, thanks.

And what that hat?

Where was that hat?

Where was that?

That in Hollywood.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Well, from now on, what I saw y'all with Hugging We Talk?

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thank I had a real fangal moment.

Thanks for being here.

It's an honor for you to be here.

And that's all I have to say.

nothing else have to say.

Anyway, no, honestly, though, have you ever had an Asian guy you have had?

Yeah.

A full Asian guy a full yeah a full Asian guy at a Keanu Reeves time no no no no no no no no so I I shot in Japan

And I was actually fucking a Korean guy for a while in dating him in Japan.

I don't know what that means Good answer that's a good I don't know, you know.

That's good.

Giggle the over, look at me.

We went on some dates, we went on some dates, and we were having sex.

So were there feelings involved?

Yes.

Okay.

So.

Beating briefly, maybe.

Ish.

Do you miss him?

Yeah, I like him.

Face timer.

Yeah, no.

You still like him.

You like him.

I still like him.

We're still planning on hanging out.

Oh, nice.

So an thing.

It's an ongoing thing with no labels.

OK, you're dating then.

I would say that's probably dating until like like you're you're not official.

You're not exclusive But you're you know getting to know each other Oh, we're you know what we are getting to know each other.

Yeah, but the D word.

No, I don't what do you scare it up buddy I'm not scared.

Oh, you're of something buddy Well, I really well

I am scared of all of this lingo and what it all means and like wearing it when are you dating someone when you're just fucking someone

like what is it all like I Mean listen, well, why is this uncomfortable?

Angela, you and I, let's say you and I were dating.

What does that mean?

I think that's what she wants know.

What she mean?

What mean?

I said to you, listen, you know, I know what you do for work and I want you to work.

Okay.

I'm there's not that, I'm fully supportive of what you do.

Thank you.

And I think it's an art.

I really do.

You're performing.

That's great.

Okay.

But I don't want you to see side deck anymore.

Outside of work.

Okay.

You and I are.

Okay, because in the mornings I want to rub your little head right kiss you on the forehead and good

morning I made you a breakfast.

Oh, I made you a Denver omelette What's in a Denver omelette?

Yeah, what's in it eggs?

Let's go baby one fuck.

Yeah, man.

That's it, baby ham Oh, all right green bell peppers.

Yeah onions.

Yeah some Who knows, variations, variations, variations, variations, baby.

Anyway, I'm going to you one of those.

Okay.

That's adorable.

Right?

Freshly squeezed orange juice.

Wow.

Fourish.

It's a fresh away squish.

What is this?

Okay.

That's a squish, right?

Okay.

That adorable.

And then you know what?

We're gonna cuddle for like an hour, right, and then we're gonna plan the day.

Okay, I would do When are we working?

What do you mean, do you want to work?

Do you have a job?

No, I'm my self.

Oh, you're OK?

No, not a fictional character.

OK, so woken up at 2 p.m.

She wakes up at 7, we Listen, in this scenario, how are we going to work?

If you're waking up at 2 p.m, are you like, oh, reed?

We can't sleep in the same bed because if you're coming home at like 5 a.m.

and into bed and waking me up when I'm waking up in two hours, I'm going to be pissed.

So we're going to live in separate rooms.

Oh my god, it's so stupid.

Listen to me.

When are we fucking?

How are going schedule fucking?

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Everything's about fuck.

All right, I'm going to have a fuck.

of time.

Listen, okay, I'll try to be this relationship is hard.

I know, I know, it's hard already.

It's a fake relationship already.

So fuck, I mean, it's get up at seven and then you go to work.

Yeah, so you're not even there?

Wait, wait, weren't shoots are at seven in the It's a normal...

Usually nine a.m.

So have to call time is nine a.m.

Normally.

It's standard.

That's insane.

So got to be up at seven a.m.

So I can shower and shave and like...

How many days a week you work?

It depends, but...

Well, okay, but here's...

I work every day, but I don't shoot.

Oh, you write is that what you're saying no I mean no I do like pre and post production

So I do like editing like it editing the editing schedule I don't do a lot of my own editing anymore,

but okay, so yeah, it's all like music No, I well I picked the music.

I don't create the music.

All right.

I'm planning shoot so I'm contacting for collaboration, talking to my age and about my breath.

I think gonna sound to facts.

Like, wing?

Like, what about this Ari Astra kind of like an evil groan?

Oh, you want a score?

Like score.

Han Zimlai.

Yeah, it was a rival.

You mean like a cool kind of like a different vibe.

Anyway, I think it's time produce that with you.

Already, step one is not happening, which is cooking her a Denver omelette, because you're not up at seven a.m.

I'm far, I've left and you're still sleeping.

I will change.

How?

This is your, I understand, you can't.

You to like, you can't, you can't, because you have to be, you're doing sets at like 10 p.m., right?

Not every night.

So there's some nights like Sundays, but I would, if we were gay, it'd real.

Okay.

If I was dating you, right?

I would, I would give stuff up.

Well, I give up.

Six Sunday Mondays and Tuesdays are like my nights not to do put stand up.

Okay.

All right.

But if you're already used to waking up at two, you're still, your body's going to want to wake up at two.

So we're not.

No, no, no, no.

So this is I would do.

Okay.

I know that my sweet, lovely bumblebee, Angela, right?

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweetie pie, right?

I love big titty bumblebee, right?

I don't know how she flies around.

You handle big titty bumblebee.

Yeah, right.

So I know that my little sweet, sweet tumbling coming, right?

Is going to get up at seven.

So what I would do, but she works, she has to add it at 10, right?

And she has to do post-production or whatever, right?

So what I would do is I want to wake up at six.

Or not even sleep.

I won't even sleep.

I'll chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, Right?

Onions, yeah.

Right?

I'll keep a peek in the room.

My little bumblebee-pity bumblebee still sleep.

Right?

What I doing here?

a pepper no salt no orange juice squish squish squish what you

fucking there with the mime school you know I fucking make it a little freshly squeezed

orange juice right orange juice right you wake up your little PD eyes right

not that bigger than mine but yeah you have great eyes yeah great eyes by the way yeah otherwise Right,

and I bring one of those tray things, right?

Oh, breakfast and bed.

We right, maybe we'll watch whatever you want, a whatever you want.

What by the way?

Oh, I don't really watch anything.

You guys aren't watching anything.

I yeah.

Well, could you actually fuck me instead?

Like, could you wake me up with sex?

Like, instead of, you don't have to do all the breakfast.

Well, you're already working, right?

Yeah, it's not the same though.

Because I wanna fuck my bumblebee.

Okay.

My big bumblebee.

We fuck her.

I know, but I woke up at 5.30 chopping shit down, right?

So like, I'm tired.

Put it on the side.

Yeah, don't cook it.

Just get it ready to cook.

Right.

We fuck first.

Waking with the dick.

With the dick.

And then like, I'm like, blissed out.

You roll out and then like, finish.

Yeah.

Oh, I have to wait first to wait to see if you're fully awake.

I wanna jam it in when you're sleeping.

No, like, well.

And that's weird.

If I've already given you consent.

Okay.

All right, right.

Yeah, and don't jam it in, you know?

Like, you know, wake up with little tickles and like, kiss it.

All right, right.

Like, you're hot dick, like, pressing up against my thigh.

And- You like that?

Yeah, yeah, so my hard day cuz I get your thought.

Yeah You say you're just not an initiator.

I'm not Ever I'm not no there's no tickling or pressing up or none of that.

Yeah, like if you don't initiate he will never oh Yeah, oh what?

I'm just being mindful about a woman's right yeah hey yeah dude right women's

rights but but if I've said if I'm in this relationship with you and I've said

like I give you consent to fuck me whenever like there's no I'm ready okay

I'm asleep all right so I'm on the side And I'm at my little dick's heart and I'm like rubbing against your you're buzzing too.

I'm Right, I love it dude.

I love maybe I'll get the wings Like a you know a striped black and white yellow shopping with the wings on right, right?

I'm just right

right and I stick it in condom or well we're together right no condom yeah no

condom yeah yeah yeah yeah we've done all the testing right right right so I'm

sticking it right yeah you know I already told you earlier that I

can't come I don't know what happened I can get erect and I could have six for

hours I just can't come That's kind of ideal.

So yeah, is it really I've been releasing myself theatrically Buzz buzz you can't come Don't say that.

Do you get close?

Do you get close to coming?

No.

I don't even get close, but I stay miraculously.

But it's full of pleasure still?

It feels great.

Yeah.

So it's now you experience Yeah, yeah, it's hard just constantly fucking and not coming.

Yeah, yeah, and I could go for it But everyone's who I'm like, oh, what my cats are doing, you know, whatever wait, but when you jerk off

You're still coming.

No, you're not either.

It's hard.

It's like it takes a hour.

Is there an orgasm barely?

Yeah, I don't know there's a problem Go cold turkey, nothing for a month.

No, I would just say, I'd see a I'd see a doctor.

For what?

For not coming.

But no, but you know, but it could be a good meditation.

Yeah, Yeah, for what?

And blah.

I'd get your like hormones checked.

I'd check like, there's any like, medication or vitamins that you're taking that could be.

Couldn't have been canopy, then I'm 52.

Yeah, you're almost too young right and I'm all too old no

It's too young to not be coming no But if I wasn't getting erect that because I go to the doctor.

I'm gonna get around my pills I can easily get erect, but do you want to come not really no?

Oh, okay, what do you know?

Is that in your mind?

You're thinking I don't really want to come let me think I don't know I think the pressure of like why aren't I coming?

Uh-oh, I'm gonna come and that those thoughts were my mental mental.

Maybe mental.

Yeah.

Yeah that's not a bad thing

You know what happened with me when I started doing spin classes a lot is

I started to lose sensation in my pussy because of having to sit on that saddle every single day

So it kind of numbed it out.

Yeah, so I had to I have to hover my pussy over the saddle now and not sit on the bike So I don't lose sensation.

Yeah, it's a weird thing.

When you're working.

Do you come?

It depends but rarely don't yeah, I mean look at it.

So if I'm doing a gonzo scene Okay,

okay, so so gonzo would be like no no script We fuck how we would fuck if the camera wasn't there, right?

So and if I'm with an on-screen partner that I have great chemistry with we've worked a lot we understand each other's bodies

That's the most likely scenario that I'm gonna be able to come the least likely scenario is when I'm in a scene

That's overly directed where the director is telling me which positions

When to switch positions and even when to come like they'll be in the corner be like hey come now like highly produced Yeah,

heavily well fucking stupid.

It's not as fun as the gonzo Yeah,

I watching a porn the other day and the director whoever's the camera guy amazing or what it was a great He reaches his hand in and adjusts the lady's leg in the middle of the

Number one,

you caught,

also number two,

if I was the girl,

I would do a Christian bail,

like, how could you come into my scene and interrupt my fucking, you know what I

I'm not working with you, I would fucking go crazy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's actually a lot of times, like when I'm in gang bangs, like the last gang bang I did, I was getting a gang bang.

What does that mean?

A bang is when I get fucked by a minimum of five guys.

Is that the most you've done?

No, the most you've done.

11, and the most in a blow bang is 15.

We've been in a minimum for gang bang is always five.

Five.

That's a minimum.

What do call a four?

It's not a gang bang.

It's like a scene.

If you weren't a gang bang, a blow bang, you're going to the 8th cock and the 9th cock was me.

Yes.

It'd real.

Yes.

Would you laugh?

No.

You wouldn't know.

I don't even.

I surprised you.

But they don't prep you.

Like you're just going through it and I believe you.

If you were going to tell it to me because I'm wearing the B outfit.

Yeah.

And he has a squeeze of good jeans.

And I'm making two.

Yeah.

I think that you and I would have a connection.

Yeah.

You laugh.

No.

Would laugh?

I'd probably laugh.

on the mouth.

Yeah, on the mouth.

do's cocks.

Yeah.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Holy moly, but it'd be such a good It'd be such a good kid.

Yeah, but you already sucked.

You mean?

Yeah, it's a sweep.

Yeah, it's a bit of dread.

It's a bit of dread.

It's my baby.

Yeah, some of these are my mom.

It's a part of somebody else's comment.

That's fine.

They won't have come yet.

It would just be pre-come and spit.

And here's another thing I don't like about gangbangs.

Yeah.

It's when the guys are joking around.

You don't want them are talking amongst each other?

No, yeah, man, it's not fucking indie 500.

I it, they those jokes.

Bad writing, you just love the bad writing.

No, the improvise, it's like, shut fuck up.

Oh, I'm busy.

Yeah, I'll go get them, Tony.

You're I don't want them.

Like when they're egging each other on.

Yeah, I don't like, yeah, yeah, Tony, that's how you know what I Like, all right, let Tony focus, you know what I mean?

Dude, you got some personal teeth?

I do, I have personal things important.

Yeah, yeah, what I don't like.

Yeah, so, um, Did the other respectful though yes unless you want them to not be respectful.

Oh, are you one of those you like it?

Well, yeah, I do especially in a gangbang.

That's like the perfect time for it to be how rough though What's your scale from like sometimes when I'm watching that I have to turn it off and go that was too much

I mean, I don't like it.

What's the line?

What's the hard line for you?

Blood.

Oh, yeah, no.

Blood's a big one.

It's a big one for a lot of us.

Pretty standard.

Why are you rolling your eyes?

I'm not.

It's a big one for me.

It is a big one for everyone.

Yeah, yeah.

When is this open-wheeler laceration?

Yeah, yeah.

What you watching?

What do you want?

I've been saying.

But before everything we go over like our hard-nosed and our do's and don't okay I'm a production meeting.

Yeah, or here we go.

Okay.

Hello.

Who are you?

I'm the producer and director.

Okay.

What's your name?

Huh?

What's your name?

Benjamin Benjamin Difai we'll renowned director at Difai.

I'm Benjamin Difai.

You don't know I know well the one Why'd you ask just wanted to hear the meeting?

Yes.

Alright, so what are your do's and don'ts in the rough scale Well, wait, wait, are we are we so you were on set right now, and I'm doing what kind of scene a gangbang we're

doing a violent It's what Benjamin Difire really is that too much the language we wouldn't ever we would never do like a violent game

No, no, no, no because if it's rough and it's consensual, it's not violence.

Let me get terminologies.

Okay.

We're doing a rough gang back.

Sure.

There we go.

Now.

What are your do's and don'ts?

Okay, so I'm okay with hair pulling I'm okay with face slapping.

I'm okay with spanking.

I'm okay with well Tony.

Yeah You know last time we did he pulled the hair out of the scalp not that not that hot too much.

That's what I'm saying I want to be specific.

Yes Yeah,

yeah, also does it matter where he's pulling from because I don't like my hair pulled from here I like yeah, it's pulled from the scalp.

Yeah pulling from the scalp.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well to Tony.

Yeah No Thanks Tony.

Yeah, it's okay tone so anyway so no scalp pulling right okay good what else um so and also with

any slapping no bruising so you can slap me but not so hard that you're gonna

bruise me mmm your your bruiser yes I'm a bruiser and I have tomorrow yeah

open hand no close

this Tony's retarded what I am so I get it so you but that's for any sane even if it's

just like a go-go sane or boy-go sane we go over our do's and don't send

out yeah yes is really Angela's producer for the day and you're a talent what are

your do's and don'ts yeah what are your home What do you like as well, what's your porn name, please?

Well, first of all, can we do a tissue?

Yeah, I mean the the ring.

I don't want to show her on my butthole, so okay, we always have baby wipes on set Okay, good.

So why wiped it pretty good.

Yeah, do you think I got another photo yet?

I'd like to You gotta face it.

That's what reminded him.

Jesus, man Okay, I got it got a couple let's see Yeah, it's really Yeah, what's that side white.

Oh, it's just the lighting.

Yeah, you better light.

I don't like it.

It looks like Afghanistan.

I've seen a lot.

I've seen a lot of male buttholes.

Can I have a lot of genuine?

No, no, no, no.

It's beautiful.

I've seen a lot.

I'm getting a lot of buttholes.

Okay.

No, I won't.

I won't do it without consent.

Yeah.

What if we did it with this light so that then you've got better light so you don't have a dark shadow on one.

But I don't think it's the light.

I It's discoloration.

No, no, it's wrong.

She's correct.

It's the lady.

It's Harvey Dent.

There it is It's too fast, but you asshole Do you want to use like the light on my phone?

Yeah, well, can I get like a uh filter?

Oh yeah, we're gonna light your asshole before I think it will find me.

I feel bad for the people in the corner having to make eye contact with you.

Okay, tell me when I can tell I'm back.

This is, he's going deep right now.

I love that this is our programming right now.

So yeah, Bobby for the audience is just bending over, per usual, they're taking photos of his butthole.

Good, I'm okay.

That's sweat.

You know what, I've got a shave I think.

No, it's just, that's okay.

Consent.

No, no, erase that one.

Okay, I'll do it.

If you do two face, I'll never talk to you.

I honestly really impressive you do the one I just did not the other one okay

sorry so you I have consent to look yeah okay let me see oh wow wow Right.

That's...

She's pretending or what?

She zoomed on something today.

She zoomed in so much.

I it was close.

Don't zoom in.

She zoomed the phone.

Don't zoom in, man.

She zoom in.

What are you looking for in there?

Give me Hava?

Do you have...

You barely have spokes, like you're so smooth.

You're so smooth.

Thank you, that's a good thing.

So smooth, so clean.

Wow, and like even like going under like the taint and the ball is like it's really clear.

Thank you.

Barely any hair.

Thank you.

Thank Barely any like coloration difference, like yeah, that's good news for everyone.

Very tight looking.

Really tight looking.

Very looking.

Yep.

Have you seen it?

Yeah.

I've seen it 50 million times.

He keeps zooming up on it.

It's like, no, I keep zooming because I'm like, yes, I'm zooming.

I've never seen it.

Yeah, yeah.

I keep zooming because it's like, what are you looking for in there?

The actual hole is so tight, I'm like, where?

I think you have a hole, man.

I might not have a hole.

It looks like it's sewn together.

It looks cute and sets of feet.

It's close.

Like, doesn't it?

Like, what is this?

Jesus Christ.

Let me see.

Let me Let me Let me see.

me see.

Let me me see.

Let see.

We saw him.

I was duped.

I don't want to ever say that.

That's out of control.

That's control.

Wait, where is your hole?

That's why I can't zoom I zoom to find the hole.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Don't ever zoom like that again.

That rude.

That's wild.

That was wild.

Yeah, that's why you're so right.

Yeah, it's so tight that it's like I was like Where let me take a foot of your body entry.

It's frog tight.

Oh, it is.

Yeah, all right.

That's good.

That let's get the dance.

Oh, good Wait, why were we looking at that in the first?

I have no idea I think we were trying to count the rank.

Those folks.

No, no, no, no.

Yeah, you don't have ridges.

It's funny because people see that I look young for my age.

Maybe I have a very young butthole as well.

Yeah.

You never had Botox or anything?

Not in the butthole.

Botthole Botox.

Do people get Botox in the butthole?

Yeah.

Actually, I've never done it, but there's two different muscle rings in the butthole,

and if you get Botox in the second one, it helps with anal as well.

Does it just help relax?

Relax.

Relax is the muscle.

So what you're saying to me is...

But can do it on your own, so I would just take the time to do it.

Because I have a stand-up joke about my butthole.

What is it?

I got my butthole.

My poop looks like angel hair pasta.

What a joke.

Hey, work, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, work.

So it's not, so my, she loves it, yeah.

Yes, so the joke is, it works, it's true.

Yeah, it's true, the joke.

Yeah, it is, it's a factual joke.

Yeah, yeah.

Is your boat hole tight like that or no?

No, not that tight.

Yeah, yeah.

So I have a tighter boat hole than you.

Yeah, you do.

I just want to know that.

Yeah, you do.

So we just say it out loud, yeah.

Yeah, I need to say that out loud, yeah.

But I can say mine is an award winning household.

Ooh, let's sink in.

That's true.

But feel like yours could be too, if that's the route you wanted to take.

Well, I would be doing it come faster, no?

In the beginning.

You Yeah, yeah.

Like the guys?

Yeah.

What you mean?

I'm speaking sure you're saying come faster.

If it had to do with my butthole, then it would have to be a guy, no?

No, you can get picked.

That's very interesting.

Let me ask you about...

From now on though, I'll have to say I'll never be able to watch.

I don't think you're stopping.

Oh, that's just the point, but you don't like big tits.

Anyway, so you're not gonna be well No, I think you're very attractive, but what I'm saying is is that I like them, but um, I'm not gonna pass on it, you know

The free meal No,

they're very beautiful what I'm saying is is that with Asa Kira with Stella with Lumi all these people that I know You're friends.

I care for some reason I can't why is that?

You think, tell him about his psychology.

I'm actually kind of disappointed.

I like when my friends jerk off to me.

Really?

Yeah, because it's like, I want you to enjoy my work, like, I do good work, like, look at my work.

Oh, that's what I'm saying.

I'm not going to not watch your stand-up.

Oh, wow.

I'm to watch you.

I'm to support you.

I'm going to watch you.

I changed my shit, dude.

Yeah.

So if you did porn, I'd have to watch yours.

Okay, yeah, I'd be laughing.

I'll be laughing hard, but you know, but anyway, um, so what do you want to you want to plug anything Angela?

Can I buy, can I be honest with you though?

This has been so fun.

You have fun?

Yeah, I've had a of fun.

send in any way?

No, you didn't.

Were you trying to?

No.

I think I went around certain things.

Yeah.

You know, you know, be like fashion.

Yeah, if I may.

If I may.

Yeah.

conversation.

Would you like to plug anything?

Sure.

Well, you should go to AngelaWhite.com is the best place to go.

I'm actually going to be signing in Berlin in Germany, October 26 to 29, at Venus Berlin.

And I'm signing at New Jersey, Exotica, November to 5.

And then I'm doing an appearance at Sapphire's in Vegas, just signing appearance on the 18th of November.

And what club is it?

That's a strip club sapphire sapphires.

Yeah.

Yeah, you never been to sapphire.

No, I've never Should come what's it like there?

It's nice.

It is.

Yeah Yeah, I haven't really you know, I haven't done that in a while strip clubs.

Hmm.

It's fun, but you know So if I went to sapphires, would you pretend you didn't know me or?

I don't want to to wait in line, right?

No, no, no, can hang out with you, bro.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That'd be fun.

Yeah, come.

Did you think I should?

Why not?

I would go.

Safar, what's the date?

Eighteenth of November.

I I want to go.

Come.

I am.

For Because it's so so they're gonna be dancing there, too, right?

Yes.

I'll bring a couple grand Yeah, you had to tip and stuff.

Yeah, I mean get a couple dances nice.

Yeah, it's fun You know I went to one in Florida actually where Tampa Where?

When was shooting the movie with will I know but which one I forgot what I was called,

but it was pretty cool It was good.

Yeah, it's pretty wild dude I had a strip club incident recently I don't want to get into it but

basically well they don't say it I don't want to into it but here's the

full story yeah yeah like a fight a fight bro

And then I accidentally got like thrown and like punched in the head it wasn't a fight between me

I just got caught in the fight.

Don't be careful The cops didn't come.

No, no, it was just like a random like, I was like, don't fight guys.

They fought and they got sandwiched in, but it was all good.

Do you have your own podcast right now?

No.

Should I?

Yeah.

I think you, I honestly like, I know that probably Lumi wants to do one too.

She's good at it.

I would just do like, I would be, it would be interesting to see three girls doing it at the same time.

You know?

No, I'm down.

I've thought about doing a podcast, but fun to watch.

That's all.

I'm just like, how do I carve that into my schedule at this point?

You're very busy.

Yeah.

Well, you that's great.

Yeah, when is the end?

I put like a time limit on it.

Like, I'm having fun.

And is it true that in your, a woman in their 30s, their sexuality is high I think so.

I think so.

Yeah.

Also, you just know more about like what you want and how your body works, and it's all much more fun.

I would say like I'm 38 now compared to...

Pits of how just even sexually it's like you're doing it you think you're doing it right you think you're enjoying it

But does not compare yeah to when you've actually started to feel good in your body Yeah, when you have that more bodily confidence.

Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah, interesting very stupid stuff biology Oh

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