Minecraft Blind! No backseat gaming! #7 - Zweisprachige Untertitel
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You Doo-doo-doo-doo!
No, it's like me!
what's up everybody I said smells like meat what kind of meat though tell me Guys, what kind of meat does it smell like?
You know the answer to this.
stinks in here there it is Frank good job yeah Bologna exactly you're being
very specific but you're correct technically People like below in your soft,
you gotta keep your meat ice cold, otherwise it's gonna spoil and stink the place up.
Okay, I can't get enough of that fucking sketch.
I think about it 10 times every day.
I mean, I saw a year ago.
recently popped into my mind again and I'm just infatuated with it that's that's not how you pronounce but Bologna really?
Bologna?
I'm pretty sure it is isn't it?
Screaming Raptor.
I don't know.
I will play below zero at some point.
The thing is I have so many games right now that I'm playing and I'm loving all of it.
It's so hard.
So Minecraft is a reason one.
I expect this at all by the way.
I just, you know, fuck it Let's try Minecraft.
I'm a stream it turns out.
It's fun as hell.
So here.
I on my seventh time streaming it Obviously I had to start Baldur's Gate because I've been looking forward to that for ages
So I'm doing that and of course, Breath of the Wild, man.
A fantastic game.
I'm gonna take the 12-3 games right now.
Tallow's principle is also on my list.
So many games that I have to play, but I only have so much time.
Funny thing is Baldur's Gate is the first game I'm gonna be putting on the channel
that is a recent game and not a game that everyone's been playing for 15 years before I do it.
So that's gonna be exciting.
Let's get this show on the road, huh?
Hold on What's going on here Check general What's on there?
Are you talking about the picture?
That's pretty funny.
Wow.
Okay, so Minecraft What is the plan?
Also why is my mouth suddenly so fast?
I feel like my sensitivity is different?
Hold Controls?
Actually maybe I'm...
I've been playing other games, so maybe that's why okay.
Actually, maybe it was correct Let me put it 85 Okay, that's fine.
I think it was actually at 100%
before I just sort of oh you bastard you bastard it's funny how they just sit in the boat they're not
trying to you know leave with it and steal it I wonder why okay the plan today
is full-on exploration mode and a I will consider this house complete for now,
even though it's clearly not, and I'm just gonna go out there and get shit done, you know?
So, I will have to go find some diamonds.
Look at this guy over there.
Okay, actually I'm scared.
Stay away from me.
Oh my god, he's right here.
Can he come inside?
What's happening?
Dude, leave!
No!
Where's he?
Where's Ted?
How's going on here?
Oh I hate that sound.
Oh I'm getting flashbacks.
PTSD triggered, are we good?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
AHHH!
Nooo!
You come in here, I fucking kill you.
Okay, actually, I'm gonna try and kill him.
Fuck this.
Come here.
Bitch!
There you go.
Bam!
Bam!
Clever use of game mechanics!
Wait, got nothing on me, bitch.
Oh!
Oh my god.
I'm fucking shaking.
Oh, I did it!
Whoa!
That's it!
There we go!
Get out of my fucking house!
That's right.
Oh, man.
My heart is fucking in my throat right now Dude when he makes that sound it's like It sounds like 3d audio-wise.
It sounds like he's standing right behind me in the game even though he's over here or he's over there That is such a creepy effect
I hate it, but I also love it.
It's really well done.
Oh See, this is how you start.
I feel like this is gonna be a good stream.
My worst enemy and my biggest fear Slayed with ease, man.
Um, what's the plan now?
The plan is to go get diamond stuff.
So to get diamond stuff, I need to find another cave.
Hold on, let me prepare for the journey ahead.
Let's do the good old preparation.
This expedition is going to be flawless.
all of it.
I'm bring TNT.
No risks at all this time.
I'm gonna play it super safe.
I've hearted the sea still to what that does.
Potion of water breathing though.
I'll take one of those.
Maybe I'll need it.
Glass goes in.
This goes in.
That goes in.
Birch sapling.
these I'll keep dirt I'll keep that stone cotter no thanks okay what do I
have in here I don't feel bad at all for abusing game mechanic there that was
glorious get fucked is all I have to I don't care at all.
Okay, I don't actually need any of this.
We're fine.
We are fine.
Hold on, where's my...
Where is my fishing rod?
Have sheers iron.
I should probably take this Paper
I'm gonna take some of this stuff and put them in the other chest just because if this boat somehow gets destroyed
Then it's then I lose all those things I guess Put them in here.
I Finally have money, dude That feels amazing.
Okay, I may actually have lost my fishing boat.
No, I have it.
Nice.
Awesome.
And I have a second iron sword as- wait.
Oh never mind,
I thought it was like a special iron sword because there was no durability bar on it But uh,
I think it's just because it has full durability Okay, um smithing templates Blah blah blah redstone dust.
I don't know I think we're good shears no Let me catch some fish so we have some food for the journey ahead.
Let me unequip this.
It's my view.
Okay.
Give me that.
Good evening.
Oh my god, I'm fishing real quick.
Dude!
This is insane.
Come on.
You know, I'm really intrigued by the fishing in this game.
Because can fish up anything it seems.
I fished up a fucking fishing rod the other day.
No, I was too I was too fast there This fishing rod I have right now.
I fished up with another fishing rod How cool is that?
Yank Come on, yonk, getting all the fish.
Dude, can you not block my view?
Okay, I think if I get like 10 to 15 fish and I cook them all, I think that's more than
enough for my journey ahead.
I do fear though that I have chosen a location here for my forward base of operations.
that is quite far from any good cave.
Because I've been walking around a bit here last stream and I couldn't find anything suitable.
Oh, what the hell?
Thank you.
All right, let's do one more.
Oh, you know what I wanna try?
I want to try and get the boat and go out into the middle of the ocean like really in the ocean
and Try and fish there Doesn't that sound cool All this cobblestone,
let me put this in my house Empty this chest completely so I have room for filling it up for with whatever I'm gonna find out there
Put all of this in there.
Cocoa beans.
I if I can plant those.
Actually, I don't know if that's how that works.
I may have said something that sounds really stupid just now.
Water bottle.
Did I get that from fishing?
What the fuck?
rotten flesh goes in or actually you know what now I'm gonna keep this maybe I
didn't need it in in oh here's what I'm gonna make though I did have some
iron oh not a lot though tell me I've I need to make another iron pickaxe, otherwise I won't be going anywhere.
I have iron nuggets.
Maybe I can use those to make iron ingots somehow.
Okay, that one is empty.
Let's see.
Gold ingot.
No, okay, I don't see anything.
Let's see here.
Nuggets.
Ah, okay.
That's actually enough.
I needed three.
iron pickaxe give me that great this is good this is a good start if I find
more iron I can probably make a new pickaxe on the road maybe I can even
take these and somehow break them apart and make an iron bar I don't know let me put
them in
raw salmon raw cod let's cook that in here I don't have any fuel there we go
cook that wonder what happens if I put a TNT in here I shouldn't try it, sounds like a recipe for disaster.
And the sun is going down.
Oh, here's a question.
I just made this work.
Let's say I go to sleep.
I wonder if all my things are going to be ready when I wake up?
No, okay, well, I guess that would be a little game-breaking in a way Books, I think I should bring a shear.
I should bring some wood, actually.
I paid dearly for not bringing that last time.
So let me bring eight oglocks.
Can't go wrong with that.
Let me put it here.
Equip the shield.
Oh, I don't even have iron boots, but that's fine.
I can probably make stone boots, is that a thing?
I can make golden boots.
Better than nothing, I have lots of gold bars.
Not the worst.
Oops.
Gold.
Nope.
Boots.
Make it.
I don't know why, but that's just funny wearing golden boots.
and you go.
Then we put these in, take these, stack them and that should be enough food to last as a lifetime.
While that's cooking, let me just...
Let me some trees here and there, maybe one right here, maybe one there, and some flowers.
beautiful very proud of that yank and I think I may be ready maybe I should get
another iron axe oh I don't have any iron left but that's okay I'm not gonna
use my axe that much let's see here this one here that one there Oh,
I'm scared of losing this lure two on breaking three and mending Mending what does that mean?
Sounds like it's healing somehow lure two probably means that fish bite fat Because that's been my experience with that.
Go in there, arrow can also go in there, honestly.
I feel like the bows and the crossbows are kind of shit.
Like they're not that great.
Okay.
The adventure begins.
and I should really equip this and put torches where I go so I can find my way back.
I'm gonna try and go, what is this?
I'm gonna go west.
I think this is west I'm just going to follow the coastline
you like no come here back up Bam I want to go in the middle of the ocean also and fish.
Maybe I can catch something really special if I'm really far out.
Torch there.
Okay let me just take a look around here.
Let me go outside here and and start and try fishing.
Oh look at all the kelp on the water.
I'm intrigued by all of this stuff that's happening on the water.
I have a potion of water breathing with me.
so you know that could be oh wait I'm actually getting lost already I
came from here I should the plate safe okay bring out the Let's go.
Ooh, a fish.
Don't eat it.
I wonder why I found so many items the other time I was fishing.
Maybe it was because I was fishing near a jungle or something or a river and not the open ocean.
Maybe there's a difference there.
Or maybe it was just like luck.
It's possible.
Come on, fishy.
There we go.
Yoink!
What's that?
Water bottle,
okay Here we go I think I can use the water bottles to Make my own potion somehow,
but I don't know how to make alchemy stuff.
Oh shit Wait, what was that?
Oh, OK.
Oh, man, I want to make a potion of it of invisibility, just like Stewart.
Imagine popping that in situations when you're being overrun by enemies.
That sounds extremely crazy.
I would love that.
Or maybe there's even a potion of stone skin or something.
Wait, what is happening here?
I like I just got something and it flew over my head.
It's the second time that happened.
Hold on Something down here.
Oh Yeah, look The fuck is that?
You recipes unlocked A-a bowl How come I didn't uh, how come that didn't fly into my inventory though?
The hell?
Maybe I should be standing fishing, instead of sitting, so I can actually grab these things.
Come on.
Hey!
There we go!
I got it!
Another bowl!
Hahaha!
These bowls do be- You know, there's one thing about this game that I don't like so much.
When there's no music.
There's absolutely zero ambient sounds,
you know,
and it makes it sometimes I feel like it's the audio on I Feel like they should add like a slight wind effect or like the sound of water bubbling just anything
But that's not here.
That's that's that's really really odd to me How that's not a thing, you know?
Okay, I wonder what I can use the puffer fish for though
maybe I can make a poison blades or something
okay this seems good I've tried some things and I even unlocked some new
recipes with that
bowl So let's see here
Where did I wait a minute As the fish just chilling on the surface there What's happening drive by Kill it.
Okay.
Oh, wait.
I see a cave down there.
Oh, that's my torch.
This is where I came from.
Okay, got it.
Doesn't it look like there's a cave right here?
Hold on.
Ooh, I see iron.
Pop this bastard.
oh yeah oh that takes a long time it's because I'm under water that's a bomber but you know what found iron.
All that matters.
The problem here is though I cannot put up a torch obviously.
Okay, that was a nice find that is like a guaranteed new iron pickaxe when I need it
There's even some copper here, but I don't want it.
I Don't want copper
See what we got in here
Dude I love this potion of water breathing I'm gonna use this time that I have now to explore the bottom here.
I haven't really been swimming that much in this game.
Swimming with dolphins?
Holy shit, I go fast.
Whoa, what's happening?
why am I suddenly so fast dude this is a totally different experience check
this out holy shit oh oh here we go what we have
here what is this oh my god that takes forever to mine totally not worth it hold on let me
grab some of this oh new recipes I keep forgetting I should always try and destroy items I
haven't seen before pick them up
potentially get new recipes
what the hell is that over there
oh zombies
always nighttime
shit
okay
cool how i can see the moon up there
how long do i
have forty seconds okay okay Let's see if anything else down here I can destroy and grab to expand my repertoire of recipes.
I see sompies and that's about it.
Let's get back to the boat.
Okay, um, to do...
I'm loving my torch strategy here.
It's fucking phenomenal.
I you can all agree on that Nope,
I wanted this torch to be able to be seen from the other side here as well So let oh oh oh we've got oh boys over there
Let me go this way.
I'm on the lookout for adventure, anything really, anything out of the ordinary.
What the hell?
That zombie has a sword!
That actually worked.
I was trying to steal his sword.
What the fuck?
I didn't know you could do that.
That's awesome.
Let put a torch.
yo something over there I should put it on the torch let me put it You know what,
I have an I'm gonna make a little, uh, look at that.
Heh heh heh.
That's cool.
We've got an exploding boy up there, stranded on an island, nobody to kill, how sad.
Another one of these fucking things, man they're everywhere.
Unfortunately, I still can't mind I think.
I need a better pickaxe.
Yeah, I think maybe I'll just come back.
Oh wait, there's a chest here.
Oh!
Oh fuck, I actually saw him.
I'm I got completely distracted there.
I can't believe I've done this.
Easy, easy with the shield.
I am, oh, that's actually a of gold, but I have so much gold, do I even need it?
That's the question.
Bam.
Get out of my sight Okay Wait, what is that light over there?
That's not my light is it no my hold on hold on dude What is that light over?
That is not my light.
Yeah, I came from here, look.
What is this?
The help oh It's lava Why is there lab okay,
you know what no lava for me we all know how that goes when I get near lava this is a bad deal don't do it don't do it I will put the torches down though
so I can remember where I went let me put one right here yank or even better
hold on Let me put one in this little island.
There go.
Turn around.
I don't even get motion signals from this boat anymore.
I've got my boat legs, so to speak.
Okay, where do I find a cave?
Cave, cave, cave.
Hold on, something over here.
nope that's the third I thought it was something else I mean there's a bunch of
cave system down there under the water but that's kind of bullshit I don't
want that torch what do we got here I think I will park my boat soon and just go exploring land,
but I will, I'm just looking for a little bit of a mountain, just a small mountain, a mini mountain.
Nothing too major, just you know, just a bit here and there, let's see.
Oh not today buddy.
I'm out of here.
Let me just take a look around this corner.
Man, this, oh, this ocean is fucking bad.
Okay, let me park in here, seems like a good place to send you to park, do you have monsters though?
Gotta be careful there, also is that a cave over there, maybe a cave, but on the water, damn it.
Let's keep going a little further.
Oh, here we go, here we go.
That's it.
That's what I'm looking for.
It's got to be a cave in here, it's got to be.
And the sun is rising, couldn't be timed better.
Look that fucking sunrise.
that's beautiful.
Okay.
I'm gonna park my boat here I guess.
Wait, what?
Did I just unlock something with this flower?
Oh, right.
Okay, probably dies.
I should just destroy everything I see.
I saying it.
And I never do it.
okay time to try and find a cave this looks like a cave oh yeah here we go I
have two and oh here we go here we go look at
this Cole definitely will need that to make more torches and I have lots of food
man I am set And you know what today no messing around with lava zero zero nilch none Don't take the chance What's this light?
Oh, it's the glowing moss thing.
Oh, okay, that was it.
There was also another entrance over here.
Let me check that out.
So Here we go.
Oh, I do love the sound of the rain outside.
It's like a little bit muffled when you're in here.
That's the atmosphere I'm looking for.
Oh, this is so nice.
I'm happy.
Okay, I'm just going to try and fucking mine my way through this now.
I'm going to make a, let me think, this way down or maybe this way down.
I'm sure what the mountains like this way, isn't it?
So maybe I should go this way.
Get rid of that
I'm gonna make this wait this fucking thing is really annoying to mine because they they fall down just like sand Oh,
that's really annoying fuck I shouldn't be mining this.
I should be mining this if they can go sort of in a diagonal sort of way here.
Man, this is also way quicker to mine than that.
Gravel sucks.
nice give me the music oh that's water I don't want that that is actually the
opposite of what I want oh wait a minute fuck I wonder if there's a way to drain You know?
Um, so it's connected.
Where does it want to come from?
Okay, go.
This is risky.
It's coming from here.
Okay, I'm gonna try something.
I'm gonna try and block this cave Okay, give it some time oh shit, how do I get back though?
I know there's also more I'm gonna mine that and I'm gonna go in here and mine down because I know the cave is here that's how I'm gonna get back
This is an experiment we'll see how it goes On the waterbender Water whisper Yoink.
Give me all that coal.
I'll move this bullshit here.
Okay, here we go.
Shit!
Nope.
Stop.
I need to go a little further.
Try here.
Looks promising.
I Feels good to be mining.
Wait how have I not hit this cave yet?
Come on, I need to reevaluate.
Shit!
Block it, do this.
So I blocked it here, but it needs to be here.
Shit, that's water here.
Where's it come from?
Block there, there.
There, maybe.
Hold on.
Where the does this water come from?
Oh, maybe there is no way for it to drain out.
Maybe there's no hole at the other end, actually.
Yeah, I didn't consider that possibility.
That's probably what's happening here.
Shit!
Well, now I know.
Okay.
A big mountain though.
There are other caves.
Let's just keep going.
So that's where I entered now, there's also something over here.
Look at that.
That looks promising, doesn't it?
Of course, one of the ways that I found a cave in the past was just to dig randomly.
Just dig down.
And, then I found it.
Hold on, I keep forgetting I can do this.
Wait, where's this key?
Oh, here it is.
Uh-huh monsters is a good sign like no wait,
this is where I was Shit He's explode How come none of these blocks got destroyed What the fuck Okay,
let me go around the mountain.
That was a weak-ass blast.
Oh, it's a B!
hahahaha It sounded like a fucking monster Um, okay, let me keep going this way Let me go up here.
You know what, I'm definitely getting a little bit lost as dangerous.
Actually, no, I think my boat is right over here.
Ooh, huh.
It is what it is.
I should really see if I can find my boat.
I need to make sure I don't get lost.
It's actually quite important, especially someone like me.
This will cause me problems later if I don't take care of this right now.
Where the hell did I park over here?
Must be over here then.
I park close to the mountain, I'm pretty sure at least.
I need to make a trail of torches, breadcrumbs, I can find my way back, actually you know what swimming is faster.
I guess I also use my energy, but that's fine.
I have lots of food Ah there it is I see my boat
Maybe I'll just take my boat and drive to the other side of the mountain.
Whoops, wrong button.
I'm so used to having interact buttons on E in games.
hmm I do want to try the whole campfire honey thing in the achievements I should be able
to go around this mountain right where are my torches
didn't I put some oh wait a minute that's a fucking pyramid isn't it my crazy is
that just natural formation oh that's a boat oh shit here we go
Treasure map time probably oh That looks great There's somebody places here I want to explore Okay,
this time do not fucking die to random shit.
What is that by the the way I've seen this before oh my god it takes forever what the
fuck come on I just want to get the recipes Oh shit, I'm dying.
C'mon, there we go, I got it.
Whew.
The reason why I stayed on the water, I didn't want to risk losing all the progress on the block.
A treasure map.
Okay, so there's always a treasure map of these things, it seems.
And paper, too.
Feathers?
Smithing template.
Plies to armor.
Let me do, hold on, stay there for a sec.
Let me throw this shit in the water that I don't need.
Flowers, phones, kelp.
Oh, I'm so stupid.
I just fucking fill this box with it.
bowls Spruce trap door.
Oh, that's what that is Go in I don't like you wait.
I flint Where the fuck did I get flint ah This Don't understand.
I get it What do I not need here Rotten flesh go away take the treasure map Can I really not stack these?
That's bullshit.
Okay, let me check for another box, because last time there were two.
Maybe it's down there.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Aha!
There's another one.
Oh shit, uh, get out.
Get Brrrr!
Okay, I-I should make a wait down, actually.
Wait, what is this?
What kind of-what is that?
Jungle Planks.
Oh.
I see.
Oh, iron ingots.
Yeah, boy.
I will take all of this gladly.
Thank you, and some money as well.
Okay, here's my question now.
Is it possible there may be a third chest?
Let's have a look around.
Probably not, huh?
That's the one I just had.
Let's see here
So I should go south
Come on that's east
south is that way okay I'm trying to think with the moon right okay this game
is a little weird because south like it's so weird with the compass it shows up
on the other yeah okay we're on the right way oh yeah boy here we go Yep Okay Wait, it's right here.
Under water?
Uh, hold on.
Remove shield for a sec?
yeah it's right right here let me actually drink it oh I don't I didn't
bring my second breathing potion fuck okay this is gonna be a little this is
gonna be a little hard I think oh man tell me it's beneath the sand at least Am I even in the right spot?
Almost.
Oh, fuck!
The thought was in the way.
Snack on that water, on that fish animal.
Get up there It's right here Straight down Well, maybe it's actually below here.
It does a little cave Let's just fucking do this I can't even break one block without losing all my HP.
What is this?
Let's sand sand time.
Oh, this is sandstone shit I really need the potion of water breathing right now.
Come on, let it be here.
Nothing yet.
I think it's possible.
down beneath those fucking stones oh wait what this is way quicker
uh-oh no what the hell are you holding
shit I'm attracting zombies also I'm considering using TNT here I don't know
if it's possible on the water though I haven't even managed to get it to work
above water yet so maybe that's a pipe dream look at these stranded turtles What hell are you holding?
He's holding a nammonite!
Or like a snail's shell.
Snail shell.
She sells snail shells at the seashore.
Bam.
Let me throw away some shit.
Um, what else can I throw away?
Oh, this?
I don't need that.
Or that.
Nautilus shell.
Okay.
Okay.
this takes so long come on it's got to be here I'm right on it Okay, let's heal up a bit man.
I wish there was a way to extend breathing on the water Outside of Using the potion By the way,
I think I'm under oh, I see it.
Oh my god.
There it is holy shit there it is dude oh wait I can't oh my god look at all this
shit potion of water
breathing I gotta be so quick with this it's insane
um fuck I don't have room let me fill up my
chest with everything fucking flint is
still The god damn flint Let's just let's just fill it up with everything I'm gonna go grab everything now Oh shit no Uh Okay,
I need to get up again, come on, down, okay, and grab all of it, nice, beautiful, TNT here.
I have 14T now, I do wonder how that works.
I guess I need to light it up with fire, right?
But how exactly to do that, that's the question.
Okay, treasure map completed.
You go to the bottom of the ocean now.
Okay.
So let's let's again.
Let's try and find a mountain and actually go down deep look at these fucking attack children coming for me.
I See mountains.
Oh Look at all this stuff right here
That's what I'm looking for that right there
And I'm all in for it hmm I feel like I'm getting half of these
English expressions wrong I'm all in for it that that sounds wrong to me but it's
also sounds right and in a weird way fuck it's all under water Give me an opening Give me an opening up there.
Maybe I'm gonna get up there.
I'm gonna go up there.
Let's see There we aha!
Now that looks ominous, exactly what I want, but wait, that's water.
I don't like that.
Iron up there.
Honestly, I don't want to go grab it.
It's too far away ah I need to find an area where I
Mean how would I ever dig so here's what I don't understand
The area that I was digging in earlier just simply had no water I guess because I went really deep and I didn't hit water.
So maybe this whole area is bad for going spelonking I don't know.
I need to find somewhere in the middle of a landmass and dig down.
I can't be next to the ocean, that's what I'm thinking here.
It's like so I don't confuse myself.
Actually, this here just guide my way, isn't it?
So think it makes sense to put it over here, actually.
Wait, I see another cave, but hmm.
I can't go down I Mean maybe let's let's check it out and let's check it out
Let's see what's going on in here
Got more of that glowing moss taking a look around see this looks a little promising further
Further into the mountain we go The more chance I will actually be able to dig deep.
You know what?
I'm gonna make a claustrophobic dive here, or dig, for maximum speed.
I'm gonna go this way.
Hopefully I won't hit water.
See what happens.
This was my, uh, plan was, by the way, I, I get, I get this now.
It's gravel.
It more sense to take with a shovel.
That's why it suddenly went so fast before.
I think I've been mining this with the wrong tool for so long.
oh shit well rip that one oh no I left my wood didn't I fuck sake I'm a Domass I left
my wood on the boat uh hold on Right, I don't have any wood.
Okay.
Tell me I have it.
Otherwise, I mean there's trees somewhere Yeah, there we go.
I Got the wood.
Let me make some planks.
Let me make a bench Yank and now It's time for a iron shovel.
I need sticks.
I can make that.
Let's make like 40.
Yank!
There we go!
and i'm
back plaster full big dive it's continuing now
I think I heard lava if I'm not mistaken oh shit hold all this fucking gravel This way.
Let me just grab some coal.
Funny how the coal gives me experience, isn't it?
My god, there's so much.
I'm gonna grab all of it because I learned my lesson.
You can't get enough.
You really can't.
Holy shit, this is like a goddamn goal.
Coal mine.
Damn.
I think I've ever hit a vein this big.
That's insanity.
I think it's actually two veins right next to each other.
uh Down we go Oh, I hate that I hate that damn it So, you know what, I'm going to keep going this way.
At some point, we're going to get closer to the center of the landmass, and we'll be able to go down again.
There we go.
But what's that?
Dial right.
Maybe a good sign, actually.
Let's try and dig down now.
We're gonna hit water.
No!
Is this going well?
The strategy seems to be working here.
The problem, though, is my thing is gonna break soon.
I should have made an extra when I was back there shouldn't I.
Ah damn it.
I'm just gonna keep going until it breaks and then I'll go back.
Easy peasy.
This what it is.
Oh that's what is it?
What is that again?
granite right let's put that back um two two two two keep taking oh oh that's just
scared myself by removing the light Come on game, give me some music.
It's been a while.
What the fuck?
I need music.
I that digging music.
I'm already pretty deep, I feel like.
Oh, is that gravel again?
It is.
Oh!
I think I heard a bat.
This way, whoops.
There it goes.
There it goes.
I think I found a cave for wisdom.
I Got I really did dig deep so fast so fast here didn't I?
Oh!
Oh, I'm just thunder.
Fuck, that was so loud in my ear.
Okay.
Um, chest.
Fill it up with some bullshit.
I mean, dirt, go in the water.
Ah, whatever.
There.
I was grabbing some iron ingots.
Let's make two of them.
Maybe even three.
Are we being really efficient here or not?
I'm liking it though.
Wait.
I have four flint.
I think I just get them randomly when I mine.
Like I have no other explanation.
They just fucking appear in my inventory.
Teasing me
And I don't get it it has to be random drops from mining but there's no other explanation and I'm just not noticing it
Hold on I have eight raw caught Right, I think I caught those in the of the ocean actually, I don't mind.
Eat it.
Love the thunder in these games.
honestly I can't think of a single game where thunder is not amazing even real
life
put that bag in there
I'll actually keep it let's take it with me in case I need to create something
very deep you know I kind of want to make another chest See, now I've run out of wood.
A part of me just wants to go punch a tree.
I think it may be worth it.
I need wood what if I need to build a bench down there you know it's necessary I
guess I could bring a bench now I'm gonna go I'm gonna get wood maybe I need to you know
the reasons I need wood I need wood I see trees we're good I don't care that it's day, or that it's night, I mean.
Oh, you bastard.
Okay.
Oh, I'm actually scared of a thunder strike right now.
I'm standing under a tree Wait, did that guy just he got hit by a thunder or lightning?
What the fuck just happened?
He was on fire.
Oh Look at this shit Hold on Hold you fucking horses!
This is the mother of all caves.
Holy fucking shit!
Okay, I'm going in here.
This is my new cave.
Fuck the other cave.
I want this cave.
Play it safe.
Don't fucking die in a stupid way now.
nice.
Smooth.
Uhh, come on.
Umm, yeah.
Yep, yep, yep, let me see if I can...
Actually this is kind of a problem.
Oh no no no no no no no We're fine.
Okay, let me just defend myself for a sec.
Just take it easy take it easy, and just sound it.
and the shield rocks against those wow fantastic here we fucking go now this
is a cave boys and girls this is what I was talking about This is what I want, and this is what I need.
Iron.
Perfect.
More iron.
I can feel it.
This is it.
This is where I'm going to find all the rarest shit this game has to offer.
I'm still curious about the bats.
I'm not entirely convinced they're not evil.
I'll see if they attack I feel like the first bat I met attacked me.
So I'm going to be in the lookout.
If they attack me once, it's open season, just saying.
Nice Uh-oh Yikes, let's block that Matt look at this shit.
How much water just came out of there?
and it went all the way down there it seems okay you're annoying me already
stop How come it's always raining outside in real life when I'm playing Minecraft?
Every time.
Okay.
Hopefully I don't hit water down here.
That would be my biggest fear.
I'm terrified of water, absolutely.
that's the end of that oh what the hell is that sound oh it's water shit wrong
button I hear something very special Do you hear that?
Hold on let me swim through this Am I- is this a bad idea?
Am fucking up here?
Let me get some
air Go oh maybe it's the animals off to see that I'm hearing I
Think that's all that was
I heard a very special sound okay so there's C that way so if I go the other way maybe
also I'm paying attention here I've forced Flint right now Let's down this way.
What is this?
Light, is it the moss?
It Holy shit, this looks scary as hell.
I really should make this an easy way home, okay that's fine.
Here we go man, here we go.
Think it took damage from falling there Come here Oh,
we've got an archer, but that's no problem because I've got a shield I'm not afraid.
I don't want to get too close.
I want to trigger him yet I want to carry this boy Uh oh.
Uh Ha!
Nice.
That went pretty good.
Can't complain about that.
We've got some of that blue stuff and there's water right above us.
Look, this is good news because this means that when I dig deeper now, I'm not going to hit water presumably.
I'm beneath the ocean unless that is true.
Water, of course, it could be.
I'm getting so much iron too.
I'm not gonna have any problems with mining picks on my way down.
It will be great.
Wow, now I should keep putting.
Okay, let me do this smart actually.
Remove that shit.
Remove all this.
Let me make it super clear here.
Torches, let me make it bread.
crumb path.
So I can find my way back out in case I actually die.
Obviously, I'm not going to die, but in case I die, I'm going to learn from all my past mistakes here.
I'm going this way.
So wait,
I'm gonna do I'm gonna delete this for now and I'm gonna go up here Put torches along the way and I'm when I'm finished with that area.
I'm gonna remove the torches again So I don't confuse my future self.
Oh Shit, what is this?
Oh, is that andeside?
What is that?
No, smooth basalt.
What?
Oh, there's more.
Oh my god.
This cave is insane.
Uh, put the light here so it's easier for me to find later.
Let's not hide that torch.
Let's display it with pride.
Let's take a look around.
Go left or I can go right now
Let me go this way put it towards here actually put it here so I can see it on my way out
Being smart about this At least I think I am it makes sense to me damn it Now, this looks different, too.
The hell is this?
Oh, is that just?
What was that?
I don't know what that is.
I'm hearing water.
I've got more of that redstone thing.
I'm gonna mine it.
I'm gonna take all of this.
I think I may have lost no wait.
I think I actually do have a lot of redstone at home.
I Don't know what it's used for other than the compass and the clock and all that stuff Let's see some here anyway,
okay nothing down here remove this go back that goes away.
Now we go this way.
Okay, nothing.
Okay, perfect.
We go out.
Maybe I'll even put a little sign or something a what do you call those things that When you're out hiking,
the hikers put down stones on top of each other to make a small mountain of stones,
or like a little mound, I'm going to do something similar here.
Something recognizable.
I'm going to use cobblestone.
I'm gonna make a recognizable thing Actually, I don't know.
I don't know about this Maybe I actually don't have anything recognizable Can I paint this red or something?
What the fuck?
Hold on.
I could just put a little red stone on top of it, but I don't know what this is.
What?
Huh?
This is actually a okay, I'm going to put it on the wall here.
I can't, wait, what?
I'm confused by the logic here.
I guess I have to put it on top first, and then here.
Here.
I can't do it.
I think it maybe doesn't work on this stone on the side or something Whatever put it here
Don't go that way been there done that Okay, so there's a down there let me go that that way Oh, Lord.
Is that water?
I'm, I think I see water.
Well, so how am I gonna get out of here again?
This is a little bit...
Oh my God, I'm so fucking stupid.
No, wait.
No.
Okay.
No, mine.
I thought I could just put down a, you know, the redstone block that I destroyed.
Maybe I could just put down the block again.
In fact, I don't think, I don't know why I didn't think about that at first, but somehow when I, I don't know, weird.
go here, make a little staircase, there, staircase.
Now we can get back up.
I have to be more smart about this.
Make it here.
So I know that's the way to go What the I think I see lava actually that scares me holy shit,
we're going deep More iron I'll take that we've got zombies here.
Uh-oh that's water.
that's bad
okay i'm not going to bother with this way water is a no-go but wait a minute hold on actually There's stuff down here.
I make more torches soon,
there, it makes you do that now, I have so much coal, wow, I'm gonna make all the torches, why not, oh my, okay maybe that was a bit too much,
Jesus.
Uh, let me use the nine torches first so I can have two stacks of 64.
Okay, let me go this way.
No, I'm gonna go further down.
Always down.
Down, down, down.
Oh What what the fuck I almost died to a cave in What the shit?
That's actually so fucking cool What is this?
Oh, diorite Fucking diorite, man Put it back.
And now it looks completely different, huh?
So it came from here.
Let me go this way.
Move that.
Let's make one there.
And I'm gonna keep going down.
I'm gonna go this way first.
I care about that.
There.
So I can see it from here.
I'm really being mindful here for the future.
I see a bunch of ore, that makes me happy.
Torch.
In fact, let me put it on the side of a rock like something like there.
Actually, let's put it there.
Okay.
gold, I'll take it, ooh, look at that, oh my god, look at all the skeleton!
Let's not try and aggro too many at the same time here now.
I actually wish I had a bow so I could pull them Okay, let's let's pull Oh shit...
What?
I had my shield up.
Faster?
Okay, that went pretty good.
That pretty good.
Can't be mad about that.
eat
Fucking skeletons look at this fucking shit
Come on
come on go go go go here oh he shot his friend haha what's happening they
got mad at each other look at the show that's great idiots I need to kill this guy as well Bam.
Now, can I please mine my shit?
Awesome.
Give me all the fucking diamonds.
I want to make my pig eggs again, dude.
Was that it?
Any more hiding in here?
Okay, I think I'm good.
I should be, oh, you bastard.
I should be looking up a lot here as well.
Maybe diamond hiding in here.
We're in ceiling.
So I, but that is hard to tell because, wait, why don't you come from all?
Like the torches light don't reach all the way up there.
Let me just squint my eyes here.
Hold on, let me turn the light off in my room.
It's actually quite bright.
One second.
Oh, that's way better.
I see everything now.
It's like having night vision.
I see gold there.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me check this out.
You know what?
Let me clean up my torches a bit.
So I went in here now.
Bam.
Put it there.
These are okay.
Let's see what we got here.
A lot of light over there.
That's probably lava.
Here's skeleton.
Ooh.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Make it collapse.
That's so satisfying.
What the fuck?
Uh oh.
Uh oh, there's lava right up there.
Ooh, I'm so scared of it, but I'm so curious.
Okay, don't go near it.
Just fuck that.
don't risk it, only even not even once, actually do that.
I guess I'll go this way.
Do I see anything mineable?
Dude, when I open my inventory, I get like thousand lumens of light in my face compared to the darkness that is this cave.
Oh!
It's a bat.
That just scared me.
It was just sitting there.
I haven't seen that before.
I should remove this torch over here because I'm not going that way.
At least not right now.
here.
What's down here?
More of this stuff.
Oh, we got diamonds.
That's what I like to see.
Give me all the diamonds.
Thank you.
I think I hear lava.
That's not water, I'm pretty sure.
The mission so far has been successful, I have to say.
I've played it safe, I've not gone near lava, I'm doing exactly things according to plan.
Let me go Dude, this stream, I have to end this on a fantastic note.
There's no fucking dying ends.
You know, licking my wounds and defeat at the end of it all.
This one is gonna end with a banger.
I hear a skeleton.
So wait, wait, wait, wait, let me go this way now.
Lava that way.
Actually, that's not very obvious.
Let me put it here.
I should always put the torches,
you know,
here's the thing,
here's a rule I've just put down for myself whenever I put a torch down
I should always make sure that the other torch is inside of it
They should be able to see each other that way when I get out I
Will always have a torch in vision even when I'm being chased or I'm fucking burning or whatever You know,
but while you're watered, let's not, let's not do that.
Let's not go this way.
Let's go this way now.
Look at this!
Wait, am I back in the main cave?
I think I am.
I'm scared of lava.
Let me just grab that and then peace out.
I just want to take a look.
Okay, um, maybe time to start hitting out Nope, I'm not crossing that Absolutely not.
The must see each other.
So let me put it there.
Okay.
shit lava my only weakness so we're not going that way I'm just avoiding
lava dude I'm following OSHA protocol no work-related injuries will
happen Let me tell
you Everything is will these two guys spying me from up there
You're planning your attack guess you are you died from fall damage you dumbass Bam dude,
I'm I'm gotten so good at dealing with those so if there were skeletons up here that has to mean that we've got a cave system and they see each other.
Isn't this just beautiful?
Uh-oh, I am tempted But let's not make a cave in the way I'm actually wanting to go here.
That like a bad idea.
So this goes up again, don't want to do that.
Let's go back.
Let's cause a cave in, almost.
hit back out again I really like my new torch strategy Ooh, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
No, I'm too scared.
It's time to head back.
Shit.
Shit.
Oh no.
Oh fuck no.
Did you see that?
I go that way.
Why?
Why right now?
shit oh my god Oh,
I'm scared no,
no fucking fall damage here Okay,
there we go I mean, okay, I know I'm not following my rules right now How do I fucking okay?
I'm Let me move away from that guy.
I have to get out of here.
I have to get out of here.
Oh shit, he's up there.
His movement is based on vision.
Just fucking go, just fucking run.
Follow the torches?
Fuck, where are my torches?
I even follow my own rule here Fuck, where's the exit?
Oh, here.
Oh, thank I just need to stand on a torch and look around 360.
There we go.
That's how you do it.
So whenever I'm on the torch I should be able to see the next, which I can't do right now for some reason.
In here, almost.
Okay, there we go.
Keep going.
up there.
Oh my god, this is working beautifully.
I'm getting out.
I'm getting out with all the goods.
It's happening.
I think I didn't start.
I didn't start my system until here.
Torch.
torch this i didn't die there man oh fuck oh shit Okay, just kill them all, they're just zombies.
Look at his AOE.
beautiful dealt with like a pro now we go up here nope I don't want none of your
shit Go go go go go out of here Look at all my fucking steps here.
I made it easy for my future self.
Yeah, the system sucked.
I'd take it back.
I even utilize it.
I'll take this.
Okay, fine, are you going fight?
We're going to that.
Okay.
Nice.
Go, go, go.
Think we're almost at the exit Where did that guy come from why is he following me so long This way up here,
I guess wait where the fuck did oh my god this is this faster oh here we go here is I remember this plot,
this part.
I don't know why my heart is beating so fast right now.
I'm finally getting out with my goods.
There it is, the sky.
What a beautiful side it is.
Let me do the thing.
Oh, let me eat this And then do the thing Time to ascend This feels so weird Like, what the fuck?
Nice, haha, yeah, yeah.
What is that area?
Look at that area over there The whole beach is made of stone,
I guess it's a cliff actually And all these birch trees that's an interesting little area Let's go back to the hut, man.
I have gotten everything I need, I think.
I'm so happy with this.
This is the whole of the century.
And I think I'm gonna come back here next time and explore this area over there.
I'm gonna make sure to put torches so I know how to get back here.
And there's my boat.
Yay.
Beautiful.
What do even have in there?
Nothing.
I can take this with me.
The box.
I'll take it with me.
Let's go.
I'm going to remove this torch for a second because I'm going to put torches over there instead.
Now, that should be tortured.
beach here hold on what a second that looks interesting over there look
at that look at that right there what is that is that just dirt in the I'm very intrigued by this Okay,
so it's actually easy to find.
It's next to the shipwreck.
Okay, so shipwreck, I'm just gonna make sure to have torches along the beach head here.
Good.
Good, good, good.
Everything's in order.
There's a torch.
Let me remove that and put it over here instead.
Ah, and then we get the music, the victory music.
Finally, I get rewarded for my effort here.
And what a sweet song it is.
What hell is that?
It's the map.
Why is it still here?
Why hasn't it disappeared?
Whatever.
There's the shipwreck.
Light the beacons.
Okay.
Wait, where did I make channel?
Did I come from this side or the other side, I wonder?
Let look for torches.
Weeeeeeee!
Whoops, I may have fucked up.
I thought this was an ocean down here.
I...
I may have fucked up.
I may have fucked up.
Yikes.
Um...
Shit.
Do I have anything in here of value?
Okay, time to figure out what I need and what I don't need.
Can I actually sail up this river?
Hold on.
I can't get in the boat anymore, it seems.
That boat is sunk to the bottom of the fucking ocean.
Fill this up with everything I don't want.
This, this, this, this.
That.
Granite.
Dirt That.
Honestly, this also, even that, then give me everything I actually want.
What do I want?
Cold?
That?
Nautilus shell?
Sure.
Paper?
Feather?
Stakes are good?
Gold Oh yeah, these come for sure.
Rubberfish?
the higher right hmm no water bottles I think we're good oh oh you bastard you
snuck up on me didn't you you saw my conundrum and you took advantage how dare you Let me put the raw salmon in,
I don't want that.
And I also want this smithing template.
So I guess, oh, this, I, this I can throw away.
I don't want that.
There we go, I don't need the, but wait.
I still need a boat So hold on a so we to do like this No, wait, I can I can destroy the boat.
No.
Oh Right Wait good luck trying to find the boat though Oh, there it is.
I Not too shabby.
Maybe throw this away.
I know what that's used for.
This goes in.
Honestly torches I can even throw away.
Take this.
I think I'm good.
let's rock and roll I have the boat back up we go so I have any dirt on me
now so I can't do the magical stacking myself to the sky strategy so I'm gonna make myself a little Oh,
what the fuck is that?
I don't wanna die.
I wanna die.
I know what it is.
Just go.
Run!
Fuck!
What the hell's happening?!
Deploy the bogey, idiot!
Go!
What the fuck?!
oh shit oh shit run I can't die I can't die right now oh shit they're still after me go What the fuck is that?
Run!
Huh!
Are we good?
Just fucking go.
Don't look back.
Oh my god Look for torches There we go follow torches Man, I'm so glad I did the torch like look at this.
I would never have found my I would for sure have thought I had to go left here, but nope.
I came from here.
Fuck that scared the living crap out of me,
especially because if I died there I would have lost everything and I would have no way to- actually I could maybe go back.
Maybe it wouldn't have been too bad now that I think about it.
But still.
Still
Now where is
The next torch there it is I should pit I should put a What the fuck were those things man prehistoric dinosaurs or something,
pterodactyls or something,
I'm so glad I lived through that mmm that was exciting that was like that was
spot on you know after all these trials trials and tribulations of the hero
on his way home when he thought everything was good he has one
final challenge to get through and he manages to push through couldn't have
been better and there's this fucking portal thing I gotta go back to that and mine this whole thing man.
I get all the obsidian and Decrying obsidian too So I put a torch here and there.
Oh my god,
I'm so glad I did this Whoo,
man, the torch thing is legit, especially during night, it's almost easier to find my way, because they're staying out so much.
Man, I went the long way, didn't I, Jesus.
Nope.
Ha ha, you You missed.
hmm what's that over there okay I feel like I could have taken a shortcut to that
area I feel like I took a very long way around but of course I was just exploring at the time
look at this fucking sunset you know what I'm gonna do to celebrate We're going to do a bit of fishing.
Throw the third overboard.
Um, actually, I have a chest on me.
What am I thinking?
Ah, there we go.
Look at this.
Isn't this just glorious?
Now I just need some music.
Give me the music.
BASTARD!
I need to literally stand on my boat to grab those things.
I can't believe they fly over my head.
Ah, this is nice.
What a beautiful expedition.
Yank, okay, let's go.
Let's get back.
There's a torch.
I think I see my home.
I the flowers there on the side of that hill.
You know what?
I think that may be a cave on this hill if I just explore a bit more I
Don't know why I went so far next time.
I'm just gonna explore this hill.
It seems okay,
dude This is a beautiful site Wait, I'm not home yet wait Then I finally fucking made it home with all the goods.
Seven diamonds, yeah!
I'm gonna make a diamond pickaxe, but wait.
I think my sticks are in this boat.
Beautiful.
There it is.
There it is.
Don't know that fucking crap away.
Oops, keep that.
What this?
Prismarine crystals, hmm.
All these iron pickaxes, come on.
Nobody that shit.
Never again shall I use iron.
Iron is a lower type of mineral or stone.
Minerals, Marie.
From now on I am an owner.
Diamond man Diamonds forever What happens if I cook a diamond nothing Actually,
I had another diamond didn't I didn't I have one diamond somewhere maybe in here Or maybe it's at my other place,
actually, at the first house I made.
Now that I think about it, I think that's where it is.
Oh wait, I had some more of this in here.
I'm going to grab some of all these new things that I found.
Just to see if I can make some new recipes with them.
This is great.
Lantern, it needs iron nuggets.
I think I may have some.
Yes, sir.
Uh, let's put that.
Here?
Much better.
Give me that.
Oh, I wonder if I can, ah, I'm so stupid.
I about to say, put it on top of the chest, but then I probably can't open the chest.
Or maybe.
No, it's just going to open the chest when I right click, of course.
I'm not the smartest man.
Okay, that actually looks pretty good.
That was a but I'll keep it there.
Maybe a bit dangerous to have open flame next to wood like this, inside of all places.
What's the timer?
Okay, I think that's got to be it.
End it on a good note for once.
Guys, thanks for watching once again.
You keep showing up for this.
I appreciate it.
I'm having so much fun with this and I'm super glad you are too.
A zero death stream, holy shit, you're right?
Damn.
Yeah.
Am I going to figure out TNT?
Next time.
Next time I'm going to make an impression of the Oppenheimer movie.
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you know, create a fake village somewhere, in the middle of
the desert,
I'm gonna put down the TNT,
I'm gonna somehow make a fire on the TNT from a safe distance, I'm gonna make a small bunker, and we'll see how it goes.
It often really hurts watching you, I'm sorry.
I apologize.
I mean, I apologize, but honestly, I'm not sorry.
It is what it is Man, it's completely dark in my room.
There's nothing no light at all except my monitor.
I need to fix this Okay, I'm off.
Thanks for watching everybody.
I hope it was fun.
Have a good one.
Goodbye much love
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KI-Videozusammenfassung
Verwenden Sie OpenAI, um Videos zusammenzufassen und den Kerninhalt schnell zu erfassen.
KI-Untertitel
Generieren Sie in nur 3-5 Minuten genaue und schnelle YouTube-KI-Untertitel.
KI-Wortdefinitionen
Tippen Sie auf Wörter in den Untertiteln, um Definitionen mit KI-gesteuerten Definitionen nachzuschlagen.
KI-Grammatikanalyse
Analysieren Sie die Satzgrammatik, um Satzbedeutungen schnell zu verstehen und schwierige Grammatikpunkte zu beherrschen.
Weitere Web-Funktionen
Neben zweisprachigen Video-Untertiteln bietet Trancy auch Wortübersetzung und Volltextübersetzung für Webseiten.