Alternative Math | Short Film - 双语字幕
Oh, hi, Daddy, come on in.
Looks like you're having some trouble with it.
And we learn from mistakes.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Not all.
Look at this question here.
What is 2 plus 2?
But when we do addition, we don't just put the numbers next to each other.
That's stupid.
All right.
I think about it this way.
If I have two markers in this hand, and then I add the two markers from this hand, how many?
22.
No, Danny, it's four.
Mrs.
Wells?
We're Danny's parents.
Oh, yes!
Hello!
Oh, please.
Please come in.
Now, don't worry.
It is completely normal for kids to get frustrated when they're struggling with a subject.
So, what's this about Danny getting some answers wrong on the so-called test of yours?
We had a test.
One of the questions was, what is 2 plus 2?
Danny answered 22.
And that's not the right answer says who says Mac.
Are you calling my son stupid?
No, of course not.
Who are you to say that your answer is right and that his is wrong?
No, no, no, no, she's right Thank you right out of Nazi Germany
You can't honestly tell me that you don't know what 2 plus 2 equals.
Yeah, it all figured out, don't you?
You-ass little tramp.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
What, you some kind of retard?
Alright, I'm sorry.
I am not going to be able to continue this conversation.
We're going to complain to the principal about you.
Danny a free thinker.
I'll have him.
Not if you can't add two and two together, you won't.
Mrs.
Wells.
Oh, sorry, principal.
I didn't see you.
I understand you had an issue yesterday with the parents of one of our students.
It did get a little crazy.
When things get out of hand, I really need you to let me know about it.
Sure.
So how do you want to handle it?
I guess you could apologize.
Appa...
what?
his mom hit me I understand you told Danny he had a wrong answer on his test he
did have a wrong answer on his test yeah it's not our job to tell students when
they're right and wrong this is exactly what our job is parents don't want
you ramming your biased views down their kids throats that's not biased that's how math works you know it doesn't work Look,
maybe I can explain this in math terms, so you can understand.
If you took all the kids in this classroom and divided them by zero, that's exactly the amount of respect you're giving them.
Something you'd like to say?
You can't divide a number by zero and get zero.
So now I'm stupid, just some crazy administrator doing paperwork while you super star teachers change the world.
Students, count.
Teachers, count.
Teachers, count.
Teachers, count.
Teachers, count.
Are you going to apologize to the parents?
Why did you need them?
Children!
Please, have a seat, Mrs.
Wells.
Thank you.
You know, I honestly think this will all blow over if we just wait a week or so.
I'm afraid we can't do that.
Why not?
They're suing.
For what?
Emotional distress to a minor.
Mrs.
Wells, can you please tell the members of this board exactly when you became aware of this fiasco?
go and the events leading up to the riot?
Riot.
I just told a student that 2 plus 2 equals 4.
We need for you to recant that.
What?
Just say that you're open to the possibility.
There might be.
be multiple correct answers but that's not true we can't let them bully us this is
so stupid stupid that's your problem anyone who disagrees with you is stupid
there is nothing to disagree with there is only one correct answer And your sake,
I certainly hope you have that correct answer when the media gets wind of this.
I do.
It's poor.
I have my own answer.
This school minus you equals tomorrow.
You're firing me?
Suspending.
While you reconsider your extremist views.
You brought this on yourself in what's being called maskate an activist elementary school teacher was caught abuse her students first amendment rights.
It's interesting to story here.
Okay, so this teacher, this liberal elite, tells this innocent little first-grade kid that his answer is wrong.
Only answer is acceptable.
Yeah, from what I hear, she doesn't even keep these students from more than here.
After that, they all leave her.
and go to another teacher.
It's called graduating.
So it's creating some good, healthy debate in this country.
Some experts say that 2 plus 2 equals 4.
Others say that it's 22.
No, they don't.
Look, if you hate America that much, why don't you just go teach in commie France?
Hello.
Hello Mrs.
Well, the board decided that for everyone's benefit, your services will no longer be required.
For everyone's benefit?
How about the kids?
I need you to come by the school tomorrow.
We don't need you radicalizing our students anymore.
Bye.
Mrs.
Wells, thank you so much for coming.
You know, I'm just so sorry it happened this way, if only you'd been willing to be more open-minded.
About math?
What about academic integrity?
You were warned, given an explanation, and yet you persisted, but we will of course fulfill our financial obligations.
Now, that's $2,000 for your last pay period and $2,000 for this one, so that's $4,000.
Wrong.
It's $22,000.
It's time for Mad Maniacs!
When you're ready to pursue, you know exactly what to do.
The answer is knocking at your door, telling you to answer must be poor.
22
Doing math doesn't take any food
It's what makes you trust and
grew If your revenue is overdue
Come for validation out of new Don't let any shit make you blue Anyone can ask you Let's do it.
Just ask the friend we got his door.
He knows that the answer must be what I do.
Now that you've got a number four, take that and ask you that one more.
Don't you be giving me no drive.
You know the answer must be fine.
You
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