Nerd³ Plays... Contraband Police - Legendas Bilíngues
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Hello procrastinators and welcome to Contraband Police.
Or to give it its original title, this little piggy went to the drug market.
Oh man, look at this.
First picture from the New Star Wars.
It's gonna be disappointing.
fighting somehow pout the tea return now he's the police force for the makers of go
woke go broke comes what the fuck on the book current cat cab order crossing at karastan the 16th of 1991 Hey,
I'm in the car.
I'm- I am the drunk.
Oh my god, it's the world's dirtiest fucking c- What happened to you dude?
Did give pig pen a lift?
Oh, this looks like a border.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
I'm right.
I'm right.
Oh, oh shit It's Captain Sorkin.
I love the West Wing.
Well It's twin.
Oh, is this a way in?
Oh, it's not even locked.
Oh, hang on radio.
I seem to pop on me.
Go to the office and pick up your duty folder.
I will.
There's the office.
I see him somewhere in here.
Is the duty folder.
Yes, it's just next to this picture of me in June, Oakland.
Right, duty folder.
Now, open the folder and check your duty handbook.
Yep.
This is papers, please.
Yeah.
David's birthday, expiration date, password, I prefer.
Oh, fantastic.
Yeah, here we go.
Mm-hmm.
You look very suspicious.
A purple car in 1980.
Actually, that's fine.
I got a second.
That's for me.
What?
Hello.
Could you show me your papers?
okay I mean this in a very different way to what it's normally said my eyes
are up here okay name surname yes or is it no no yeah yes maybe the photo I don't
know I think they're looking like okay it's actually finished that's all you're good prove Yeah!
How'll I stay?
You're welcome.
I'll see you have a fucking tits.
Goodbye!
Farewell!
Slow down a bit.
Speed limit all that.
I have your documents.
Thank you.
Let's see your documents.
Hey, that's a beard.
You have a beard.
You don't have a beard.
You can be something wildly different.
Or you've shaved.
It's got a beard.
Radar!
What do I do?
You have a beard, so denied.
You're not allowed in the country.
Nooo!
Ow!
Fuck!
Hello!
Welcome to the country I forgot the name of!
Oh my god, it's Wally!
I found him!
I think we're all good here.
You know what?
Good you, Milado.
You've been approved.
Good lad.
Yes, fuck off, forever.
Never come back.
Would you do it one time?
Come on then, come on.
It's his wolf!
That's a lot of letters.
I'm gonna assume that's right passport number Whoa, wildly different wildly different get in the bin walled-oh bin Shout out his doors.
Okay.
I'm on way past.
Okay.
I'm on way past and Hahahaha No, she got to the boot next time.
What?
Markley Swann actually around the inspection report for type of driver.
Oh, piss off!
I it!
I a hundred dollars because of that!
Stupid red fucking tape!
Oh, the government is giving away apartments!
Wow, I only cost a hundred dollars for a ticket!
Anyway, here's my current apartment with my, am I back to do fucking some task master task to do?
It's a grubby task master.
Oh, we've got Smugglers.
Smuggler number two.
Smuggler number one.
Why is that one so fucked up there?
Driver age 44.
Partial registration number four.
What that say?
4YY Hang on, check your registration number 4YY, get the gun!
Hello, get of the vehicle Smug the smart country around hiding places with a snake mark Ooh, how do I find it?
You used the knife to cut the seat upholstery, okay?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, you meant that seat upholstery To find the drugs Ooh, that's a lot of drugs I found drugs!
Die!
Die!
Die!
my god,
careful with knives A lesson well though That's why we go to training Okay,
so day two,
hang on,
let me just check my license But yeah,
guilty, guilty completely different person still guilty drugs just pick up that up for lady
use yum yum yum for sample and special material see you junior hammer oh lovely
okay that's cocaine I get it hello you're going to jail forever I mean it's probably a trial and shit first Uh, well, or not!
Alright, you better behave in there, no escaping through the window, which is closed, this is locked, right?
Ooh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Yes!
It's locked!
I need the key.
And if completely forgot the key.
Okay, I've put all my cocaine in the storage.
Not my cocaine.
Somebody else's cocaine.
I'm out of it.
Okay, what vehicle is next?
Will be drug filled?
Gonna go out a limb here and say, yep.
Whoa!
Describe the sea, describe the sea, describe the sea, describe the sea.
Passable number is wrong.
Also, this is expired.
Uh, so fuck you.
Also, this is expired, so extra fuck you.
Is your name even Buckass?
I don't fucking think so.
Also, I can play a different bit.
Photo as well.
You fucked up every single step of this, alright?
Every single step.
You fucked it terrible.
Get in the bin.
Why the three reasons I listed, which I hope were right and I hope the magic checking everything.
this is fine you did good you're a good boy please tell me i'm good magic box tell me have a good boy Hello,
Waldo again.
It's just got different glasses on.
May I see your documents?
Here are the documents.
That is indeed some documents.
Hey, what's in the back here?
Oh my god, it's full of drugs.
Oh, hang on, I'm inside.
Oh, there you have it.
Perfect inspection.
I'm literally bleeding.
How is that a perfect inspection?
Hello, let me see your documents.
Don't get about that.
40, wait, hang on, 40 would be 1976, plus four, but it's 17th of April, so your birthday would be...
I don't have to work this shit out as awful don't I mean I'm just climbing through the back of your car to see if
I Yeah, fuck you fuck you doing I'm fighting cigarettes mother fucker dirty smelly cigarettes Take this money.
Let me go Uhh, can I do take the money and not let you guys?
Having a look in here?
Oh...
Ohhh, ohhh, hello, b-if-int-contrapant that...
Oh, and we've got a little sneaky boy symbol.
Hey, hang on, let crow ball this off.
You can just fuck off.
Eh.
There is.
Ohhh, probably it shouldn't have down the OAT?
thing.
How's the...
How's your...
How's your back doing?
Is your back thing?
Need a smashing?
No.
Okay, I can't see anything else.
Oh, Yes, I can.
You're going to space jail.
Hey, you two keep each other company, right?
No kissing.
You can guess a little bit if you want it.
Did you say a skate plan?
I've got a skate plan that's got all jambied with this fucking fork.
It's very small.
It's just a regular fork,
and it's bedtime, another day well spent, another big old parmeshed shop on the floor, just sit here and enjoy your food.
My ELEGAL SIGONETTS!
Hahaha!
Morning!
Grab some space for the I say.
So going for a ride?
Where?
Wait, this isn't like a going for a ride.
You see me again, can I?
Deal with it?
Alrighty lads, your time is up.
My time is up.
I follow me.
Because I'm taking you to a police car.
I'm actually just going to put you in my pocket.
Lovely.
Drugs, please.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
Oh, let's, uh, have the best party in the f**k a while!
Oh my god, every door blasmic.
Okay, engine is started.
I have a way!
Oh, yeah!
Hey, this gets really fun!
Guys, so I relax, have a scape line.
Hey, not escaping back there.
He's still back there?
Uh-oh.
Oh, no!
Not the trio, but we can't go any further.
Uh, I guess I go I've got a thingy.
Oh, take it back to the trap.
Hang for a Yeah,
just wait now last I've used the axe had a massive accident a chop not my arm off my entire body off All that's left is that arm sharp sharp sharp
And that's how trees look.
Okay, we are at the labor camp Don't give me those faces.
It could have been worse Get a bit of Tory camp.
It's gonna go around the sky in the tunnel always safe to do that Always safe as long as the corners blind you have to do it because otherwise it's scary
Whoa shit that bets out try to trade the radio station.
This is depressing That's better.
Hey Vlad.
Are you Vlad?
Oh, I know you the one in here, but every door hello Vlad Do you have something to trade?
I can buy a gas pipe an ice axe kind of want to approach eight doors for brunch Vlad, you are taking the absolute piss.
Right, bought a tool, going to use that later at the appropriate time, and I need to go in there somewhere, but the reflection is very static
and that's weirding me out a little bit.
Let's transfer all my contribution to you.
Lovely.
That's what we thought.
We did it!
I'm a hero!
I head back to the border post basically just a day of errands no no no see see I saw the
car I saw that car and I thought no let's not have an accident today oh god come on speed up I need
to have an accident today shit well look what you've done now we're gonna go I'm gonna chase,
I'm gonna gonna police, pull pull over and stop, pull over and stop, thank you.
Alright, time to get my police on.
Hello, do know how fucking fast you would get?
Do you know how far...
Okay, time to use my tool.
It's a grenade.
This is for you.
Now you're gonna go now you're gonna get fucking out now you're gonna get out you dick your piece of shit Shit.
You've rested.
You've got a jail.
You're going to jail for being a numpto.
Hey mechanic.
So, uh, I accidentally granaded this, but I didn't kill anyone because I learned that in the tutorial.
Ow, fuck it's every door.
Right, custody room.
Oh my god.
Ah, person I rested isn't in there.
What fuck are they?
Ah, you're in the police truck.
Right.
Unlawful arrest.
The word unlawful has many negative connotations,
but you went out my sirens on, I should have pulled over, you didn't listen to a police officer.
Look at my uniform, that's right, I'm an invisible police officer of the law.
Okay, that was another big day of, uh, glory success I lost a little bit money no we still made money there we go just
had to spend a little bit of money on vehicle and quite a lot on
the fact I actually rested the wrong thing It's all good enough.
Today we'll have a Travis transferring cargo goods to the country.
Oh shit.
All right in you come.
We've got smuggle up from the Republic of Pakistan cargo list
The require of Travis to a cargo list is introduced any scrap of seeds in the documentation to refusal victory fun All right,
let's have a look in here then we've got mm-hmm.
Mm cement one times So at times three, we've got gas range one, refrigerator one, that's a toilet.
WOOO!
WOOO!
WOOO!
WOOO!
WOOO!
We're allowed to,
we're going to, don't go toilets up front of your sunny, bring in the wrong amount of shit through it, I'm your stuff is wrong.
You need more toilets, sir!
Denied, I'm going to do the thing this time.
I don't know what you just said, so I'm gonna assume it was kind.
Alright, next, waaaay!
Perfect inspection!
Hello, you transporting goods, bits and pieces.
potentially drugs potentially drugs that's fine that's fine that's fine that's
but I will have to unpack it oh gosh it's like doing smart shopping at a fucking supermarket you get everything done and everything neat in its bags like
yeah I've got to check out shit what's the fuck what I forgot there was a
smuggler around the place Republic of Hagestam where are you from you're from that's stopped appearing uh Republic of Pakistan.
I'll get my flashlight.
Excuse me.
I'll do it all good.
Oh, immediately.
Immediately all good.
Oh shit.
Where's my crowbar?
Where's my crowbar?
Yeah.
That's not doing anything.
Whoa, this is some bananas.
That's bananas.
Oh, you're going to jail.
You are going to jail.
Do you know why you're going to jail?
It's cuz you likes me about bananas, and I take that fucking seriously.
Okay, that's the right name.
That's mostly right.
Is that the same name?
It's got a cow in the back!
Oh, no, I'm gonna have to hack over the cow if I drugs, aren't I?
Yeah, that's a cow, right?
Okay, oh That's the world's smallest cow isn't it counts a calf mate.
Yeah, we just one cow You'd be safe little cow What a lovely little cow you've got there anyway, it's breakfast finish.
That's all approved all good You are indeed off and hopefully not a criminal Everything was fine.
See you later.
Bye cow.
Bye I think fuck that was right.
I did one upset the cow.
All so here we go.
We've got someone who looks like that You look a little bit more scared in real life than you do your passport photo,
but I think you're going to be okay Anyway, you've probably got five goats.
Whoo One goat to go through.
It's not enough goats.
That's not enough goats.
You fool.
Okay, the goats are all packaged away nicely Lovely, Jubbly.
You're not going to jail,
but You need to get out my fucking space AXM, okay, we've a smuggler with AXM on their license plate Have you got AXM?
AXM, whoa, hello, we've got a dodgy passport number
said tea instead of ceso a valentil out and it's expired mmm no no no cheese
greats three zero stack two fish barrels one He said he was going to do two and cement,
so he was to do seven, but there was only five.
Okay, you don't really need to just like you.
I have- it's every door, every door in this game hates me.
Now, yeah, you that up as well.
Cool.
So...
Terrible.
Terrible.
Terrible.
Dear Nooo.
Bring me right stuff, and also have legal documents.
And also the other 15 things you got wrong.
You- fuck it in close this thing, hang out close in for him.
Is he going in the corner?
Bam, bam, bam!
I did it.
I'm a hammer I mean he hates me, but what we got here?
I see a XM.
Oh, hello.
I see a XM.
I see a yet Yeah, beautiful.
Can I be documents, please?
Of course.
Here you go.
Thank you Dodgy shit dodgy shit dodgy shit, how many?
Oh, whoa, where lad?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa quick up with this guy Jason oh my god watching you little bitch go go go go go oh my god it's all
kicking off it's all kicking off oh my god this is fucking incredible I'm hunting you
down I'm hunting him fucking down yeah it can't stop for me there's like
eight other places is that area why why are they helping why they helping
pizza maneuver pizza maneuver anyway I'm gonna try and stop him by giving him a ram Smugless, Smugless, Smugless, Smugless, BONK!
AHHH!
It's actually dead It's actually dead Are you dead?
he's yeah he's dead bye fuck god kill the man anyway my phone's working that's not
fine oh that's fine I'm sorry fuck is that hello oh hang on we've got a thing
coming through we've lost content With a bunch of people getting contact with Sergeant someone's brigade at the sawmill okie-dokey.
Oh shit Okay, okay, so we've lost contact with those people.
Oh, we've got into a cutscene Hey, things seem to be good.
The sergeant and the shaking hands with some naughty people.
Naughty people.
He along with criminals.
Let's kill him.
Let's get out.
Let's stay here briefly.
Oh shit!
The us!
The at us!
The shooting at us!
The car stopped working.
He's dead!
Oh lord!
Oh lord!
Where's my gun?
I've got axe.
This is...
Not going well for one day.
So what do we learn today?
Well...
Doesn't matter.
I'm dead.
Bye Okay,
okay, I was not expecting to have as much fun as I just had with that game I was expecting a crap version of Papers, Please and what I got was a more gamified version of
Papers, Please There's pieces, Please is that sort of like a very oppressive and dark tone
Which is in the mechanics and sort of everything about that game down at the presentation This is kind of like yeah,
but what if the same mechanics for police chases and shootouts?
All right, fair play.
This is basically the law for both of those anyway.
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If you want to go over on the Patreon, give us a support, then I'll be able to keep finding and showing off cool games.
But from me and my,
by the way,
make character doesn't die, it's supposed to happen and then it's like, ah, you survived and there's like conspiracy shit going on as well.
Because that's That's fucking great.
That great.
What lovely surprise.
And on that note, Terra.
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