Welcome to the amazing digital circus!
When somebody's coming, please!
Looks like our new homos.
Oh well, I guess we're not all cut out for it.
I don't even remember her name, honestly.
Hey, Pummy, how'd you sleep?
I'll let you get back to it if you are.
Hope you're doing alright.
I yesterday was a bit of a doozy.
Oh, and don't worry about the whole abandoning me for the exit thing.
It's perfectly understandable what you were going through at the time.
And there's no hard feelings.
Well, let's forget about all that.
Kane's got a new adventure today and judging by what he's been teasing.
It seems like it's gonna be a fun one.
Today's adventure is… Handy Carrier Chaos!
That's right, a candy-canny kingdom's been robbed of their most valuable resource.
Maple It's up to you to bring the rotten bandits who stole it to sweet buttery justice.
An entire kingdom of candy sounds sticky.
Bubble, you can't say that.
I'm testing out a new AI in this one!
It should be 57 times more immersive!
You don't want to mess with the new AI, Zuby?
What do you think Pommie?
So our entire existence here is just Blarping well standing there Nothing except tryin' to quit.
It's amazing they've even got little carely bugs here.
It's so beautiful You must be the brave knight sent to us by God to help us with our recent
catastrophe It's us ma'am your kingdom's awesome By the way, we'll have to vibe.
We're already friends with the princess.
I'm not a child, you don't have to hype me up.
I assume you've been informed of your mission.
The bandits that robbed us use a modded syrup tanker,
so we figured the best way to go head to head with them is to give you a war rig of your own.
What time period is this supposed to be again?
He has the key back into the kingdom when you've secured the goods.
I trust you not to let it fall into the wrong hands.
You can count on me, Your Highness.
Oh God, is that the horn?
I have every faith in you.
Do you think your mom's gonna pull through if we get all this back to the village?
This syrup would save hundreds of people.
We won't knife for sure until we get back to the village,
she's a father that she told me everything I know Bye Looks like they've sent someone after us.
When we catch up to them, I'll jump over, crawl inside and shoot them repeatedly until they're unrecognizable.
I feel like that violates some kind of convention.
You're violating my ears with your clapback.
So, Pummy, I'm sure there's some way you could help out here.
Maybe when we catch up to them, we could...
Ah, that's perfect, it's all that pose, I've got to get something.
You know, I swear there was some kind of a zooka back here, but I'm having such trouble finding it.
All Pommie, you can stay like that and I'll cross over it.
Let's see how that rig doesn't hurt his rocks there.
The arms aren't sure enough to ship the gear.
Ooh, now Hey, Riven's, knock on Adam!
Aren't you supposed to be submissive and agreeable?
Oh, he's fellas just don't know when to quit, do they?
Can you repeat the question I couldn't hear you over the knives?
Hey, Gangle, you should ram into it.
Well, you should not ram them!
There's nobody knives back here!
Do it, or I'll tell Raggedy!
Not about the figurine thing.
Let's give him some of this!
I guess I have to tell Rageth about the thing now.
Hey, Kingers, is what the test is?
I not No, no, no, no, no, no.
We're somewhere under the map, I think.
Why aren't you or any of your crew up here?
I'm not sure, because we're not NPCs?
NPCs, what are you on about?
Shouldn't she be here with everyone else?
I can't even remember her face.
Did you ever have a face?
Okay, wait, don't think about that.
I think there must be a way to launch yourselves back up, right?
I want you to tell me exactly what I am.
We're one tanker away from being a gustous gloop!
I don't miss this gift from within the Kingdom Gates.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy!
You're not food, we're not candy, we're none of that!
You don't want to eat us?
Oh, I expected to eat something that's not made of candy.
Honey always seems to miss the big loopy monster.
are you anyway I used to live within the kingdom but I was better by that
rotten princess after I ate too many of the delicious town folk oh they were so delicious sometimes I can hear them Oh god,
that just sounds like murder.
Is it really murder if it's delicious?
Why don't you leave this to me before I start thinking your hair looks like licorice.
Fudge, you seem like an upstanding guy with real noble goals.
If you knew what I did in my free time, I'll shoot the second.
Him, as I was saying, I happen to know a way into the Kingdom walls.
If you'd be willing to help us out in return.
Hey, when did you- What liquor chair?
Oh, you must be some kind of master of unlocking things, come to blame me for my outdoor prison.
All we need you to do is help us bring some dirty bandits to justice.
I saw the rape a wink at me.
Wait, well, what just happened?
Uh, you want to try helping out at all?
You want to talk about it?
What is there to talk about?
I don't just want to leave you here.
I don't matter in the slightest.
My life, my memories, my friends.
I mean people even feel like that in the world.
I came from but You still care about your buddies up there, don't you?
I'm sure they still care about you What does it matter?
what do we have when you believe we're just obstacles created to be defeated
and forgotten well you don't have to be the circus the place I'm from I'm originally from somewhere else,
but if it has to be my home, maybe it can be yours too.
If the people there are interesting, at the very least, maybe you?
Could be somebody real there.
Why are you trying to cheer me up?
How does this benefit you at all?
I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing.
I don't want anybody to feel like that.
But I'm not even a real person.
I'm sure you wouldn't belong any less than me, and I could use a friend.
You're a strange little character.
I suppose I could give it a try.
All I ask is that we don't tell the lads about this.
There are a of broad audio modes.
I don't want to drag them down with me.
What's your name, by the way?
Wow, that's just about as dumb as my name.
What do you have in mind in terms of getting us out of here?
I don't know, maybe some kind of glitch with the truck's collisions.
I'm not really sure how we could.
Alright, I'm just throwing stuff at the wall here.
If this doesn't work, we can try something else.
But let's see how it goes.
I just realized this might be a little wild.
You I gotta say, this is a lot more anticlimactic than I was hoping it'd be.
What were you hoping for?
You know, like one big final battle, bloodshed, death, chaos, whatever.
Are you sure they disappeared?
Wasn't that they fell off or something?
I can't say for sure, but yes, definitely.
It's not like the boss to vanish with a clown.
Well, the worst comes to worst.
We could always ask Cain to find her.
I'm more worried she's having another horrible experience.
It really upset about what happened yesterday.
I don't think she really likes me that much.
It's a lot for anybody to go through.
Don't take it too personally.
I remember how long it took for you to adjust.
I'm surprised you remember that.
Do you guys have a second truck that flies?
Uh, what's all this stuff?
I, uh, I'm in new friend.
Boss, where have you been?
Why are there two bad guy trucks?
That's one's full of syrup too.
Well, you don't suppose my mates here could take this one back to the village, could they?
I guess, since there's two of them, there'd be no real harm.
I'm so unbelievably disappointed right now.
Well, maybe there'll be blood, death, and in the next adventure.
Ha, ha, ha, how wholesome.
He's gonna come back to the circus with us.
His reality was kind of completely shattered.
I feel like it was the least I could offer him, opposed to just leaving him behind.
Hey, that's good of you, Pongy.
Let's take this Dom truck to the Dom Kingdom, I guess.
Thanks to you brave knights, our kingdom will once again thrive.
I'm sure it was no easy task.
Have fun executing that Bandit fella.
Yes, that is what we're doing.
Oh, hey, maybe I didn't leave the gate unlocked for nothing after all.
What, I thought he was dead?
Okay, wait, you did what now?
Bye Welcome back, my little hard-shelled hamburgers.
So this is the circus, huh?
I'm gonna get used to this.
Oh, looks like one of these guys made it through.
I know you guys love your NPCs,
but if I start losing track of who's a human and who's an NPC, who knows what could happen?
I'm going to go drink water.
It's been a while since I've done that.
Sheesh, I he'd never leave.
I'm really sorry about that, Pommie.
You know, he might be back in a future adventure.
I know Kane sometimes likes to reuse NPCs.
I've got everything ready.
Hey, you at least want to join us for Koffmo's funeral?
We like to have a little funeral service to remember the people who abstract.
This one just got pushed around a bit with your arrival and everything.
It's the least we can do to honor their memory.
Well, man, I always think I'm prepared for these things, but then you set up the picture and...
Well, I'm already breaking!